delusional

To have a misconception.

Wife: (to rabbit) Sir, will you kindly show us the way to Littleton?
Husband: Um, rabbits don't understand English.

5-year-olds are delusional.

by frabrizio February 2, 2017

The God Delusion

A non-fiction book by the genius Richard Dawkins, one of the most important books ever written. This book is so important, because it may one day convince enough people of the truth. With the majority of the world atheist, society can advance more quickly with freedom from religion and all of it's restrictions.

Everyone should read The God Delusion with an open mind

by thereisnogod June 29, 2009

deusch tart

a deusch that is either ugly or in a bad mood and has a bad look on theyre face

my friend marty ate some sour candy and now he looks like a deasch tart.

by Jason Jordan March 26, 2004

Delusional Coffee Disorder

-an erroneous belief that their coffee is superior is held in the face of evidence to the contrary.
-delusional conviction of one's own importance, power, or knowledge or that one is, or has a special relationship with, a deity, coffee making skills or a famous person.
-A delusion in which ones belief is possessed of great importance, power, wealth, intellect, or ability to make coffee.

Steve suffers from Delusional Coffee Disorder.

Steve's coffee is terrible, he must suffer from Delusional Coffee Disorder.

by Dr. Jadhav February 3, 2012

Drop a deus

To take a dump of god-like proportions.

"OMG, I just dropped a deus and overflowed the toilet. Someone get a plunger and a mop."

"Pull over quick, man, I gotta drop a deus!"

by jriggedy2000 November 23, 2011

delushious

delushious comes from the two words delicious and luscious, meaning sweet and highly pleasing; a dangerous pleasure

"See that girl? She looks delushious!"

by XvMoonChildvX October 12, 2004

debuskank

A cross between a debutante and a skank. Basically, a "daddy's little girl" that is steadily becoming a slut.

That's no debutante; that's a debuskank. I bet she'd let the whole crew hit it.

by The Frugie December 22, 2004