Conservative Arts Degree

A degree in the Conservative Arts, like plumbing, electrical and carpentry. These trades are not typically taught at traditional colleges, but also don't require a vast amount of student debt.

Connor, "I am barely making ends meet with all of my student debt!"
Eddie, "You should have pursued a Conservative Arts degree instead. I just bought a new truck!"

by ultradaddy May 20, 2019

nude in the third degree

when a person in 100% nude

guy1 = last night i was playing truth or dare and i got dare to do a nude run!

guy2 = how nude?

Guy1 = i was nude in the third degree!

by stormbringer117 April 23, 2010

Ninety-Degree Virgin

A man who is a virgin simply because of the fact his penis is bent at a ninety-degree angle.

The surgeon's office was full of ninety-degree virgins

by Dinorectum July 13, 2010

XI degree

A homosexual O. T. O. initiation rite. Since Crowley's death, however, the XI degree has been eliminated.

Guy #1: I heard all occultists are creepy and gey.

Guy #2: No, only the ones who take the XI degree.

by Itachi-San July 24, 2012

Turd Degree Burn

When one eats vast amounts of hot spiced foods, but is burned badly the following day in the restroom.

John ate lots of hot spicey chicken wings last night, and felt the torture of Turd Degree Burn the next day in his bathroom.

by anonymous42432423 November 20, 2012

tenth degree

When your crush says you're awesome.

She is awesome to the tenth degree.

by tjcrocks January 1, 2017

Associate Degree

Primarily issued by second-rate community colleges, the bottom of the totem pole of postsecondary degrees. Not really much better than a high school diploma. Only good for use as a stepping stone to a Bachelor's Degree, or to score that shift manager position at your local McDonald's. Although taking only about two years to earn, those two years are a massive waste of time unless the holder plans on earning a Bachelor's Degree or better at a later date.

Joe earned his Associate Degree at his local community college, and is now employed at Harvard University... as the head of the cleaning crew.

The ghetto community college took an otherwise useful piece of paper, and made it worthless by turning it into an Associate Degree.

by likeaboss7343 April 14, 2014