deflave

A gay cockwombling tranny who loves to eat bags of dicks.

Wipe that nut off your chin deflave

by DRT88 April 15, 2021

Deflate Gape

Deflate
verb
1. Let air or gas out of.
Gape
verb
1. Be or become wide open.
noun
1. A wide opening.
Deflate Gape
verb
1. When the queefing won't quit.
noun
1. The air a vagina makes as it queefs after an unrecoverable pounding.
2. A giant hole with a foul stench that causes a woman to "finally be ready to settle down".

1st guy:
I was really giving it to my girl last night. When we finished she just kept queefing... for like 10 minutes!
2nd guy:
Did her pussy look like a turkey before you stuff it?
1st guy:
Actually it did. Should I be worried?
2nd guy:
You've been a victim of Deflate Gape bro. You need to put as much distance between you and her as fast as you can. That pussy is ruined and she will want to settle down.

by Sporeut June 4, 2021

*default dances*

What to do after roasting or killing someone in a cool way

Gets a 360 no-scope with the Barrett
*Default dances*
Coolgamerkid1950alt got the badge, show me what you're made of!

by I hate your life for you August 6, 2021

deflective-dissonance

a last ditch tactic in either a debate, argument, and or social issue when a person(s) avoid answering a direct question with good and honest intentions, quote false facts, impugn others, and simply will not admit to the abundantly obvious question, fact, point, or truth. Because admitting to the point, would be defeat or they are wrong.

Joe-I'm overwhelmingly qualified. I have a degree in the field, managed the award winning team, and have the most experience of all the candidates, yet you only hire the white personnel, so you're a racist. Boss- I just go with my gut instinct on hiring, like the NFL. Joe-That's deflective-dissonance!

by Giancarlo Jones February 27, 2022

Bravely Default

To give up and go commando.

This was the fifth time I sharted at work, so I just thought "fuck it" and Bravely Defaulted. At least John the janitor will have a field day when he cleans the restroom.

by Uchuuko November 17, 2018

clothes default

When someone fails to wash their clothes, or had planned to do so but was unable to, and as a result can only choose from the limited or non-existent selection of clothes they still have available.

Joey was planning to do a load of laundry before flying to Hawaii, but he went to the bar after work instead of going to the laundromat, so he experienced a clothes default.

by snowman559 November 19, 2021

US Defaultism

1) Treating the USA as the default and the only region in the world to cater to in an international setting.

2) Assuming everyone is from the USA unless otherwise stated.

3) Communicating to the world but only considering the USA, and being blind to the nuances around the world.

1. - Egypt is in Africa, so Cleopatra could have been African-American.
- Americans and their US Defaultism...
2. - I think I should call 999.
- 999? Do you mean 911?
- I live in England. US Defaultism, I swear.

by Roddydoor May 21, 2023