Decimal Dick Syndrome

When someone's dick is so small... that it can only be measured in decimal form.

Male Doctor: "I'm sorry, Rob. But you have a case of Decimal Dick Syndrome. Highly contagious. Please stay away from me."

by Slipnslide December 28, 2023

Decision

The decision is made Chris. Obfuscating what constitutes a Decision doesn't undermine the fact that a child will die BECAUSE OF YOU if you continue to do this.

Hym "The decision has been made. The consequences can either be positive for me or negative for some random parents. They are going to wish you had chosen differently. Anyone stupid enough to let you get away with this deserves to have their kid killed and unfortunately for the random victim I am not going to be able to get to the people who actually deserve it. The rest of you cocksuckers who haven't been named yet don't owe them anything and if you leave it up to them. They didn't have to BE them. They chose a side and it will use killing a child to make it the wrong one. You can't intimate me. You CAN'T even kill me at this point because it might end up being worse! You're not doing whatever it is you think you're doing here. You're protecting somone who doesn't deserve your protection and trading their life for a kid. Don't let them kill this kid. You can't stop me but you can stop them. They're purported unwillingness to kill kids is undermined by the fact that they would let a kid die with glee if it meant they get to continue being 'the good one' in the eyes of their sycophants."

by Hym Iam July 4, 2024

decimillionaire

A poor person’s definition of a rich person

Amidst the foreclosure of his home, Stan vowed that one day, he’d be a decimillionaire.

by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024

Decisan Sosa is Gay for Mr. Lynott

Decisan Sosa’s vagina is so small yet fat it could hold both skibidi toilet and Mr. Lynott all in one breath. Decisan Sosa competes with Aunime Sperling and LARPs to have sex with Skibidi Lynott.

I can’t believe Timmy is so obsessed with Decisan Sosa is Gay for Mr. Lynott while eating Decisan Sosa’s shorts.

by SkibidiLynott April 5, 2024

Decimate

The problem is that he's a humorless dork.

Hym "Oh I would totally decimate the restaurant."

Chick "What you don't want to marry me?"

Hym "YOU don't want to decimate a restaurant full of people? We could set charges under the foundation... Go to the neighboring building... Hit the detonator together- It'd be like the end of Fight Club!"

Chick "What's Fight Club? (She hasn't seen Fight Club!?)"

Hym "YOU HAVEN'T SEEN FIGHT CLUB!? We need to go watch Fight Club immediately! (And that's how you get her into you apartment for a raw-doggin)"

A fucking dork "Aaakshually I'd by a fake ring because I wouldn't ever kill people! Wouldn't ever do that!"

Hym "DORK! NO MID-FIGHT CLUB SEX FOR YOU! BAD!"

by Hym Iam September 6, 2024

Decision Merchant

A professional fighter that only wins by decision

Merab and Evloev are decision merchants

by Firenuts March 10, 2026

Decision velocity

The rate of speed and fervor a person brings forth when coming to a conclusion

The depth of one's decision velocity becomes apparent when multitasking

by anonymous September 10, 2025