Urban Dictionary Loser

The kind of person who doesn't really have any knowledge of slang - or life, for that matter - but insists on posting their "definitions" on this site. The content of their posting, no matter what the subject, ALWAYS refers to at least one, if not all, of the following:

1) A penis, or anything associated with penises, such as testicles, semen, urine or pubic hair. (this reference appears in just about every posting by the Loser, who will vehemently deny being gay, despite having an obvious and disturbing obsession with the penises of other men.)

2) A "hot" female, or any part of her body. The female's sole purpose is to inevitably get "fucked" or desired to be "fucked". The Loser cannot figure out any other use for a beautiful woman, and indeed, has no experience with beautiful women anyway. (Thinking about beautiful women is not encouraged since it only takes away from the precious time needed to consider the penises of other men.)

3) Anything related to beer (but not other forms of alcohol), professional sports, red meat, the military strength of the American Armed Forces, or anything else considered "manly" by the Loser.

4) The word Fuck, usually repeated many times and in many variations.

The Urban Dictionary Loser is typically a white, suburban teenager or 20-something, with little life experience who sits around in front of the TV, talking shit with his friends about how great he is. You know the one, he needs to constantly verbalize his desire to fuck every woman that comes on TV, is always right no matter what the subject is, and has a very high opinion of himself. In fact, it might even be you and that's why you're rating this thumbs down, because the truth hurts, doesn't it, you Urban Dictionary Loser!?!?

by osibisa December 25, 2007

A Dictionary

Your Reading It Right Now You Dumb Fuck

I am reading A Dictionary

by NamesAreVeryHard April 26, 2019

urban dictionary assholes

somebody who writes definitions on urban dictionary with the sole purpose of pissing somebody off.

man 1 dude did you see my name on urban dictionary

man 2 yah dude that was a dick move probably one of those urban dictionary assholes

by ilovekaylamarieodellhater October 2, 2011

Urban Dictionary User

People who use urban dictionary for fun. Often has no life

You are a urban dictionary user.

by penisshakes July 10, 2015

urban dictionary definition

Explaining something with a more twisted, or fucked up definition.

"What's sodomy? "
"When your boyfriend wants to try something new like ass fucking "
"Wow, thanks for the urban dictionary definition "

by ThatGingerGirl March 9, 2014

The Urban Dictionary

This site is the Urban Dictionary. This site does waste a lot of your time because you spend your time on it looking up random definitions that random people put on here. I mean, you could go be productive and find other definitions that are actually useful, but you know, who wants to go do that? Personally, I would rather go to my friends' house and be stupid, but here I am... telling you the definition of a dictionary... Well... Dang. Ya know, just don't go looking up anything dirty on here if you're on a school laptop... they will hunt you down to suspend you... Sooo, just saying, some of the crap on here is so untrue, so prepare to be slightly disappointed... Yah... You have officially wasted a whole minute of your life reading this definition.

"What's the definition of accountable?"
"I don't know, let me check the Urban Dictionary,"

by andioop1234 October 4, 2019

Urban Dictionary is the slang dictionary you wrote. Define your world

This is what it says on the Urban Dictionary homepage. You typed this in because you are bored and you're surfing Urban Dictionary for no apparent reason. Most likely you copied and pasted the word because you're too lazy to actually type it out.

Because you have no life, you typed in 'Urban Dictionary is the slang dictionary you wrote. Define your world.' Ctrl+C then, Ctrl+V. Great job, copy and paste.

by slashdeath97 July 7, 2009