jolly cocking

A sexual position performed mainly on holidays, predominately Christmas. When you take a fat guy, strip him naked, and shove him down your chimney. When he reaches the hearth and becomes stuck, you beat his ash covered dick with a candy cane until the soot comes off. You continue to beat the obese man ensnared in your chimney, as you also start a fire underneath of him. When his fat, flabby cock is fully erected, break it. Bend his broken boner down, and as he ejaculates, and bleeds uncontrollaby, have him fart. The methane will ignite because of the fire, and will create a jet of flame propelling him straight out of your chimney as his pink discharge seeping from his penis provides lube on the inside walls of the chiminy for his fat legs to pass through. As you see him soar like an eagle over your house, yell "MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL! AND TO ALL, A GOODNIGHT!"

"hey man, guess what i did last weekend. I kidnapped the mall santa, and gave him a good jolly cocking."

by lkreyna2 April 22, 2008

Cocking to Someone

When you are cocking to someone it is the same as talking except it is mainly about sexual matters.

Cocking to Someone:
Jim: Hey Tim can I? cock to you for a second?
Tim: Sure
Jim: This girl I met has a huge pair of melons but a flat ass, should I fuck her?
Tim: Go for it any fuck is a good fuck.

by The Chocolate Leopard July 9, 2010

Cocking

when you walk towards something/someone smacking your dick in your hand like a baseball bat with aims to intimidate/psychologically scar them.

lets just cock them to give us a psychological edge

I was so drunk last night i cocked the bakery lady

I was cocking this group of drunks last night

by John P. Diddy March 6, 2013

gay cockin'

someone who is gay and loves the dick.

marc is such a gay cocker, that he was obsessed with john mayer (ben)

by Rob Balintine November 19, 2003

Sleep cocking

when a man is in deep sleep and begins to try to hump nearest available orifice or object.

"Oh baby, it's not my fault I musta been sleep cocking again."
"it never fails, 3 am he can't sleep and tries to blame it on his sleep cocking"

by John Easton October 14, 2007

cockin' out

When a guy gets a boner that shows through his pants (the male equivalent of nippin' out).

Cockin' out in church is considered inappropriate in most parts of the country.

by punish me pink June 2, 2010

COCKINBUMAPHOBIA

The phobia of gay sex.

Person1: Fancy some anal?

Person2: No, I have COCKINBUMAPHOBIA!

Person1: How about some oral?

Person2: Sure

by DAVEDAKILLER March 22, 2012