cube life

It means that life working a 9-5 job in an office cubicle, hence the term "cube" derived from cubicle.

A: Dude, my back hurts from sitting all day at work.

D: Yeah, that cube life.

Some Millennial: I'm not with that cube life. / I ain't about that cube life.

Senior undergrad: I'm not ready for that cube life yet. I want to travel and see the world.

A veteran (senior office worker) in that cube life: The cube life can be soul-crushing and soon you will just be zombies tip tapping on your keyboard.

by nomnombeast December 13, 2014

cube candy

Someone who is hired only on the basis of his or her physical attractiveness.

Don't ask the new office manager for help; he's strictly cube candy.

by Uncle Snark March 2, 2010

Vegas Cube

A sterile, blank room that, like a casino, has no clock. The idea is to get rid of distractions, including time, and disappear into your writing.

"I've been forever in my Vegas cube and still haven't got much more than 300 words"

by Luiza666 June 7, 2012

Cube dusting

The act of ripping heinous ass in the hallway adjacent to a row of cubicles and walking away as if nothing happened. The resulting stench may or may not overpower the unlucky occupants who happen to be happily working away in the cubicles closest to the blast radius.

Heather: "Man it really stinks, do you smell that Steven?"

Steven: "Yup, it smells like someone has been cube dusting a load of asshole."

Heather: "Damn that must be it! Jay just walked by to go to turn in his TPS report."

by Mike AZ May 22, 2009

Cube Neighbor

N. The person who sits in the cubicle next to you, typically sharing a wall. Pronunciation: (kyu-bah) (nay-bur)

Bradford and Landall are more than colleagues....they are cube neighbors! They often like to throw items at each other over their cube wall.

by BHolla September 3, 2014

cube-source

when co-workers shout out answers/suggestions from their cubicles in response to a question you've asked a single person.

I asked my supervisor how to resolve this issue, and he didn't really know, but I got this great cube-sourced resolution from my co-workers.

by Haricot Verte April 9, 2009

NeXT cube

Totally bitchin' computer from the late 80s early 90s. UNIX based, foundation for da kore of MacOS X. NeXT was created by GOD (steve jobs) after he left apple cuz pepsi-cola boy fucked up his company

My NeXT Cube from 89' just beat the shit out of your pentium II from 95'

by NeXT MAN February 2, 2004