coot

1. A dark-gray water dwelling bird resembling a duck.
2. A foolish old man.
3. Seeing how the USC football sucks so consistently, it seems rather offending to good poultry everywhere to call them Gamecocks, so a "coot" is a much more realistic symbol for such an inept football program.

1) Any coots arrested today?

2) He meant jorts, as in jean shorts; you know, the staple of every Coot's wardrobe. -CUhoopster48®

by Pitchfork Ben April 27, 2007

Coot

Something so cute it is beyond cute and goes to a whole other level of cuteness

Kieran: Celene, you are sooo coot!
Celene: Shup!

by kierz2 November 12, 2009

coot

A slang term referring to a middle-aged or old person. Could be insulting depending on intent.

"That old coot."

by Dark Knight March 29, 2004

cooter mint

The pill a woman puts inside her vaginia to fight away a yeast infection. It drives the chunks away.

Matt Lee likes to use cooter mints on his mangina

by Jason February 10, 2003

cooter ketchup

Vaginal blood.

Oh no! Third week in the month Mary's cooter ketchup is sure to spill and ruin everyone's vacation!!

by AZ August 26, 2003

cooter

Cooter: N the holiest of holies, the place all men aspire to be. Often paired with large, flappy labia known as "Beef Curtains." The appearance of the Cooter is usually heralded by the distinct reek of low tide.

Lauren's cooter smelled like an octopus and resembled a bearded axe wound.

by Baby Jesus March 16, 2005

The Cooter Monster

A huge monstrous vagina that is as hairy as Chewbacca nuts and it's stretched out so far and very very saggy. It's devours men and women as it is a bisexual. Plus it is also dripping with ganerea. ALso it has 15 rows of cock chewing, pussy ripping, asshole munching teeth. Finally it is 15 feet tall and 1 ton of pure cooter.

Asian man - Oh no rook, it's the Cooter Monster! It come to devour Hong Kong!

by Nico The Italian Stallion & RJ January 28, 2009