Fleshlight that cries

A current or former tHoT that laments being unable to have a long term relationship.

Sally: I accrued a bodycount of 87 in my twenties, but every time I mention it now I get ghosted by my date.

Bob: Okay, fleshlight that cries.

by Augustisimus July 26, 2022

I'm having a midlife crisis

if this gets published i'll Indiana Jones laso my dick and swing on it

I'm having a midlife crisis please helm me HELP! OH GOD!

****SATIRE*****

by Baznigger April 25, 2019

Quater Life Crisis

A period in one's life, normally during their mid-20s (24-26), that they feel the need to impulsively make decisions, and need something to blame it on.

"I want that new sports car!"

"It's ok, I'm going through my Quater Life Crisis!"

by James McCabe July 15, 2006

Cuban Missile Crisis

When you want to have a circle jerk, but you only have two participants. Tensions mount as the two males face each other and begin to masturbate, waiting to see who will shoot first. Bonus points are awarded if one of them has a cigar.

I was bored the other day, so I asked my roommate if he was up for a game of Cuban Missile Crisis.

by Kmac46 December 9, 2008

darren criss

Darren Criss is an amazing musician, actor, singer, and songwriter. His most famous role was on Glee portraying Blaine Anderson, but his other credits include American Crime Story: The Assassination of Gianni Versace as Andrew Cunanan, Harry Potter in A Very Potter Musical, (also following A Very Potter Sequel, and A Very Potter Senior Year,) Girl Most Likely, Eastwick, and more to come. He is super talented as he speaks many different languages and he taught himself how to play guitar, drums, piano, and others, and he was classically trained in violin for 15 years. He has many songs and EPs like Human EP, Homework EP, and an EP with a band with him and his brother Chuck Criss, Computer Games.

He is also currently (as of May 2018) engaged to Mia Swier but major Glee fans hate "Miarren" and ships Darren with Chris Colfer. (Crisscolfer)

Friend: "Nobody is perfect."
Me: *proceeds to talk about Darren Criss*

by Darren Criss is my dad June 7, 2018

wahburger and french cries

what you give someone when they are being whiny bitches and acting like they are the only one in the world with problems

If Lauren says "Geez that jerk didn't even hold the door for me". You can respond with "you want a wahburger and french cries?"

by Reality!! April 9, 2012

crisser

Verb created from criss. May be the most used swear-word in the Province of Québec, as it is used for almost everything.

Also, consider :
crissement as an adverb,
criss or crisse as an adjective,
criss or crisse as a name

a) Où est-ce que j'ai crissé ça?
b) Je m'en crisse.
c) Qu'est-ce que tu crisses?
d) Il y a un chat qui s'est crissé devant le char.

Also :
a- J'ai crissement hâte à vendredi.
b1- C'est un criss de cave.
b2- Ouin, c'est une crisse de belle fille.
c- Hey, c'est le petit criss!

by Nihb June 13, 2005