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Kinder Crimping

A game originating in the UK, in a small town called Woodbridge. In which a kinder egg pod is slid along a table with the aim to stopping it just short of falling off.
Hey do u wanna meet up with the KCC and do some Kinder Crimping?
by Will Hawkins January 11, 2009
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Crisping

Burning the shit out of people on Battle Field 1
We be crisping niggas.
by was poppin b December 8, 2016
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Crumping

A technique used to masturbate a male equine by use of the hands. One hand is placed around the main part of the penis, the other is placed over the glands. This simulates either an artificial vagina or the vagina of a female horse. Backward pressure is used on the glands and moderate forward pressure is used on the main part. The male equine will thrust forward and the handler must perform the technique in rhythm in order to achieve ejaculation correctly. This method can be used to collect semen in a container or not, which simulates an open artificial vagina. This technique is used when a proper artificial vagina is not available.
In a pinch, Jack successfully masturbated his stallion using the crumping method.
by HorseEnthusiast September 12, 2016
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chimping

Considered a sexual act.. When partners begin deficating in their own hands and then throw fecal matter at each other.. (Similar to the acts of a chimpanzee)
so much better chimping out then in your own home
by Flipinphilly June 26, 2015
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cripplin

when something is so totally bad-ass and awesome it makes you hurt/cripples you.
- damn, her booty was so fine, it's cripplin!
- last night was totally cripplin!
by sarah & alan May 27, 2006
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cripling

its when a guy is crippling
gay boy : hi im gay
me: thats cripling
by borkissupercool January 7, 2017
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crippling poo

It is a poo that is so large that your anus is stretched roughly 10 miles
by Scrubface June 25, 2017
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