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Alabama Cream Pie 

When you stuff all of a women’s holes with mashed potatoes
That chick let me give her an Alabama Cream Pie and I still left hungry

banana cream pie 

When a man is fucking another man in the ass and he pulls out and cums on the other mans dick.
Man1: I'm about to cum!
Man2: Yeah baby, give me a banana cream pie.
Man1: Uhhhhnnnng!

Black Forest Cream Pie

Like a cream pie, but the pussy is bloody from a period and hairy.
Don't give me a Black Forest Cream Pie. I am on my period.

banana cream pie 

When a young male's banana penis thows up ejaculates into a womans pie vagina, to create banana cream pie, or, as we like to call it here, preggers, and/or screwed.
"Hey Jamal, I just gave mary a banana cream pie and she cut off my nuts!"

"that sucks man"

"true dat yo"
banana cream pie by Jakey poo. February 22, 2005

Oatmeal Cream Pie

When a man titie fucks a girl, then cums and shits in between her tits, causing an oatmeal cream pie.
I gave my wife an oatmeal cream pie last night and she loved it!Giggedy giggedy

coconut cream pie 

an insane amount of rough,sexual intercourse resulting in rock hard nipples. the male of the pair is about to cum, he rubs the females nipples ( the nipples are located on the boobs or the "coconuts") and then cumming all over her vagina and bush.
girl- "oh god yes!!!!! oh god! yes! yes! yes! harder! faster! harder!"
guy- "i am cumming!"
girl- "rub my fucking nipples!!! give me a, yes! a coconut cream pie!!!!!! FUCK YES!"
guy- rubs the shit out of her nipples extremley hard and cums all over her vagina and bush. "yeah!"
girl- " FUCK YES!! HOLLY SHIT!!!"
coconut cream pie by yourvag April 26, 2011