CONDAMMIT

the art of screwing up putting on a condom & saying fk it & getting another one & goin to town ! I like that !
-- wont roll down the shaft (inside out)!
-- end of condom pops !
-- wife bites a hole in it !
-- realized it was a Finger condom & wont fit your man-hood !! LOL
-- JUST ONE TIGHT HOLE !

WIFE: "HONEY, DON'T FORGET TO PUT ON A CONDOM!" ME: "NO WORRIES HONEY I'M PUTTING IT ON NOW" .......brief pause........ "CONDAMMIT !!!BEEP*BEEP*BEEP* --JUST A MINUTE TOOTS I GOTTA GET ANOTHER ONE !!" Condom-damit! Dont be a fool Re-Wrap your Tool !! PRACTICE SAFE SEX!

by RODGER SKIPPY SMITH February 11, 2010

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cordaism

religion followed by a large group of teenagers in crystal lake. they belive life is hell and encourages the act of looking at female asses and being yourself. lead by Cornileus the great and his cat sir tobias the round.

i will follow cordaism to the end of time

by arch bishop of cordaism April 5, 2008

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condalulu

The toilet. Used in eastern suburbs of Melbourne, Australia.

"wait up, just going to smash the condalulu"
"that was the worst condalulu ive seen"

by petridish June 10, 2008

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Condarmed

To be equipped with a condom. Usually as a precaution for the possibility of a sexual encounter, even when no such situation is immediately or obviously forthcoming.

1.
Bob: Man, I totally hooked up with Betty at that party last night. Luckily I was condarmed, or she would never have let me do anything.

2.
Jack: Dude, I bumped into Jill in the street the other night. We would totally have hit it off, but I didn't have any protection...
John: Unlucky mate... You should've been condarmed when you went out, so if stuff happens it's never a problem.

by Jovian09 June 23, 2009

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