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vast right-wing conspiracy

According to Hillary Clinton, these are the people who supposedly "made up" The fact that Bill Clinton was having many extramarital affairs and lying about it under oath.

"That is not going to be proven true," Clinton said. She said she was fighting the charges "not only because I love and believe my husband" but for the sake of the nation.
I liked the part where the vast right-wing conspiracy broke into Monica's closet and stained her blue dress with Bill Clinton's Semen! Damn their good!
by pittzkraco June 11, 2006
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vast left wing conspiracy

Hillary attacks those on the right, while she is in fact the President of the Vast Left Wing Conspiracy.
by Truth Teller September 19, 2003
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vast left-wing conspiracy

It used to be called socialism.Then they called it communism for awhile.Now they're calling it socialism again.Anyways it's jism and both parties are foisting it upon or more like cramming it down our throats and up our asses.
Republicans are part of the vast left-wing conspiracy.

Notice also that the word "conspiracy" is made up of "con" and "piracy" and joined by the letter "S" for "Satan"!!!!!
by Dana Carvey September 12, 2005
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vast left-wing conspiracy

Before this, leftists were just paranoid, but now they bless being able to have a reason for their paranoia so that they can legally get a straw inside the government`s moneybag for their alleged therapy-sessions involving booze and bling-bling.
Apolitical dude: I read something on the internet about a vast left-wing conspiracy...
Radical leftist: I AM NOT A COMMUNIST!
Apolitical dude: I didn`t-
Radical leftist: IF THIS WAS RUSSIA YOU`D BE IN JAIL BY NOW YOU HEAR THAT!
Apolitical dude: Whatever.
by Quakeulf April 21, 2006
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vast left wing conspiracy

Hillary is so clever that she spoke of a pretend vast right wing conspiracy in order to distract you from the truth that there exists a vast left wing conspiracy.
by Chuck Rock September 30, 2005
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the renegade conspiracy

by ACDCguitarist79 July 30, 2006
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conspiracy fallacy

A fallacy of the form: Conspiracies happen, therefore the conspiracy I believe in is happening.
"An elite globalist cult of Democrats and Hollywood stars is eating babies and harvesting their adrenochrome and the only person who can stop them is Donald Trump"

"Don't you think that's a bit tinfoilhatty"

"Actually conspiracies happen! Like for example the NSA's wiretapping program."

"That's the conspiracy fallacy. Don't you think that QAnon bullshit is just a bit too bizarre?"

"Whatever, sheeple."
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart October 31, 2020
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