dork corks

tiny earphones which hang in your ears

Helen is wearing her dork corks so she won't hear that truck which is about to run over her.

by june t July 11, 2011

Himalayan Cork

An ice cube, popsicle or other frozen delight shoved up a person’s rectum.

I took a Himalayan cork last night.

I’m shitting Cherry red today after that Himalayan cork from my uncle.

by Dick Onchin February 08, 2022

Cork Fart

Noun: The last fart you have before pooping is imminent. Sometimes you don't even realize you need to poop until the cork fart is released.

Alex: *fart noise* Oh boy! I need to get to the bathroom!

Erin: Was that a cork fart?

Alex: Yup, got to go!

Erin: See you in a half hour

by Puckstopper92 January 20, 2022

soaking cork

code term for "sucking cock" used in online profiles to avoid getting flagged and removed.

I am a divorced white woman, enjoy dining out, travel, and soaking cork for the right guy.

by Jamie2021 June 27, 2020

Corked Volcano

Shitting on a bleeding a vagina then shoving a penis in, and when you are about to cum, pull out and spray blood, shit, and cum all over the sheets.

"I gave Suzie a corked volcano last night, I guess I'll be doing a load of sheets tonight".

by ClewisSM August 12, 2008

corking the blumpkin

to insert a plug into the ass while recieving fellatio, and then yanking it out during ejaculation, insuring perfect timing. also works with enemas.

"We finally got it right because we tried corking the blumpkin!"

by dickymon August 20, 2006

Angry Cork

When you are having anal sex with your girlfriend, and you pull out and stick a cork in her ass before she shits all over you

this time she wont shit on me, cause im gonna angry cork her ass

by corkmaninass January 23, 2011