constipated fuck

People with wide load vaginas. Who make constipated faces while having sex 😂

That girl was such a constipated fuck. Never again will I make love to her

by Yep_it_was_alexandra August 23, 2015

Constipated laughter

The painful lingering feeling resulting from laughter that’s caused by some ass hole trying to impress people who ride upon him/her like a horse, with a joke that they try so hard to laugh at, butt try so hard they sound like they are squeezing their esophagus like that of an intestine.

Ass hole: “blah blah” (probably trying to belittle somebody or desecrate something)
Plebs/pions: *as their throat tightens to the point of suffocation* “bahahahaha hehehehe whowhowhowho” <— the resulting constipated laughter of something that’s only wanna be funny
Me:omg somebodies gona lay something with that kinda level contraction.

by Seriously silly South July 11, 2021

political constipation

When a political figure in a high office, (i.e.; The President) tries to push for some sort of change but is unable to due to opposition from the opposing party.

The President has political constipation since he can't get new regulations to pass in Congress.

by darcwizrd September 11, 2013

constipated

when shit gets stuck in your ass and it hurts to take a dump (it hurts like all hell is breaking loose)

henry: damn it, I'm constipated!
Felisha: ew I don't wanna know that!

by usrite April 19, 2019

constipated

when nothing comes out of you butt for a long long long long time

constipated chicken

by bb8r2d2starwarsgeek March 15, 2016

opinionatedly constipated

A condition that is developed by keeping one's own opinions to oneself as to not "rock the boat." Especially common for those who keep their opinion's to themselves on social media, often writing paragraphs of opinions in response to others, only to delete them to avoid a war with friends. This condition becomes especially unhealthy when developing ignorant friend circles and being exposed to ludicrous shit on a constant basis.

Heather became opinionatedly constipated after making friends with idiots on Facebook during a presidential election season.

by HastaCare February 07, 2016

Constipated cat

the dance move of a slow twerk that resembles a constipated cat that is trying to push out a hard shit that arches and retracts it’s back while pursing it’s lips.

“Omg she’s doing the Constipated Cat!”

by chihuahuacheese07 August 20, 2023