conditioner cuck

A person (usually a guy) who only has one thing on his mind: conditioner
Doesn't take great care of his body and doesn't have much of a life, but makes up for it by purchasing expensive hair products, personal hygiene items etc. which, are the only thing he talks about and flexes on his friends, which mostly are emotionally distant from him, and they don't want to be around him, they don't hang out with him, he hangs out with them, and does so like a leech, clinging on and sucks until there isn't anything left to suck. Very draining to be around, and makes dumb overused jokes and sexual innuendos, despite not ever being sexually active.

José: Watch out, here he comes.
Zacharias: No kidding, lets get out of here before that conditioner cuck starts following us everywhere we go.

by Pollo👍 December 19, 2021

ConduktGaming

a name used to define a garbage content creator

"Have you seen that guy's content?"
"Yeah, his content is a ConduktGaming"

by ConduktGaming January 26, 2022

Conditional

My fathers love for me

My father’s love is conditional

by Pen~Guin October 31, 2022

conguitos

The name of a candy bar from Spain.
Commonly used as a slur in Spain that roughly means “little ones from the Congo”

“Lewis Hamilton is a black shit Conguitos racer” - some Spanish racist in 2008

by PapiPyro October 7, 2023

Laundry Conditioner

Fabric Softener

Kenzie and Jake went to the store to get some Downy Laundry Conditioner.

by JaZie April 24, 2010

El Conductor

Deeply embedded in the folklore of Bandon, Ireland, El Conductor (bus driver) travels by bus around Cork in an attempt to find love.

“Yesterday I was on the bus and I think I saw El Conductor”

by matman2 May 8, 2018

Bus Conductor

Where one sticks as many coins in his foreskin as possible otherwise known as ‘selling tickets’.

I managed to convince my friend Isaac to do the bus conductor in front of everyone last night.

by My Dad Brett August 5, 2018