A complete fucking dumbass

That one guy that is just unfathomably stupid. You are often surprised and baffled at the thought that someone so incredibly stupid has even figured out how to breathe.

Leaves you speechless

Dumbass: We need to stop taking advantage of gravity. We’re running out of it and soon there will be none left for us
Everyone with one brain cell: You’re a complete fucking dumbass

by WazzuppG September 26, 2022

The Complete Belgian Breakfast

You wake up in the morning, hop in the shower, take a shit in the shower, (waffle stomp that bitch), and sensually glaze the waffle with your jizz. Take a step back and admire your work. Enjoy!

"Hey, why is Tommy Tomasso so out of breath?"

"Oh, cuz he just finished The Complete Belgian Breakfast, he gave it all he had."

by The Thesaurus July 31, 2024

Complete Cumage

To completely empty one’s balls on objects/people

After last night with Amanda, there was complete cumage

by Evokalis December 1, 2023

complete audiot

The end of transforming from an audio idiot, to someone proficient in audio manipulation.

"I can't believe that idiot didn't mess up that track! I guess he's becoming a complete audiot."

by RazrX May 8, 2020

Complete Cheese

A word used when something is complete shit. When someone is completely dumb and act like shit or do something shitty you say complete cheese

“That play was complete cheese”

by complete cheese person May 29, 2018

Complete annihilation

completely wiping someone out and all their traces of ever existing. One moment they exist, and the other not anymore.

"John, please don't commit complete annihilation again, I'm begging you."

by I hate gacha life December 13, 2022

Complete Polycule

A type of polycule in which everyone is in a relationship with everyone else in the polycule.

Comes from graph theory (since a polycule can be represented as a graph) where a fully connected graph is called a complete graph.

Since they are in a complete polycule, the five of them don't need any complex schedule management like other polycules and can just spend time together like a monogamous couple would.

by Falcrel February 18, 2024