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Colonel Sanders

The "Colonel Sanders" is when your girlfriend or wife gives you oral sex. You cum above her upper lip and make a mustache. Then you put a little on her chin, for the goatee.

There are a couple variations to this:

A "Colonel Sanders with a Pearl Tooth" is the above action but when your partner smiles, you squeeze a little cum on her front tooth.

A "Colonel Sanders with a Monacle" is the above action and you put the last bit of cum in her eye.
He wanted to surprise his girlfriend so he gave her the Colonel Sanders last night.
by thecolonel-2010 October 14, 2010
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luni coleone

rapper with some really good songs and a distinctive voice!
Luni Coleone's song All I Ever Wanted was pracitcally made to be crip-walked to
by Angelacia May 17, 2007
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Collunginate

Derived from "collusion" and "congregate". Collecting, gathering or mixing together ideas, items, people with an individually focused or single purpose different from others or keeping away from others in a secretive and chaotic fashion (v).
The program that Joe is working on will allow us to collunginate ourselves to the point of stasis.

We are having hard time collunginating these ideas because we do not have people from the other teams to assist us.

The collungination before the meeting was a little too intense, especially since nobody knew each other.

Al and Bob collunginated and talked about the problems without letting any of us know.

I asked Jim to clean his room and he said it was clean, maybe to him it was, but it was totally collunginated
by nygblue August 25, 2013
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Mrs. Collins

Mrs.Colloms is a real bitch. She is always in your business and is very creepy. She is usually a teacher and probably hasn't been fucked in 30 years. Also typically red head.
Wow I would hate to be mrs. Collins.
Wow, your such a mrs. Collins I mean your no fun and a creep, get away from me!

Mrs. Collins is a Greek name for " rapist" and it was fround soon to have that as a name or be called it.
by Me. CockBlocker113122 December 1, 2016
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colonblow

a product designed to clean your colon from the inside out.
I tried colonblow and I took a 5 foot dooty.
by the prophet April 7, 2003
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colon blast

a loud and obnoxious fart. sometimes described as one that "ripped a second asshole". very painful and displeasurable to both the farter and those standing around him.
Damn dude, was that a bomb? Nope, Bruce just had another colon blast. Is his asshole okay?
by reed April 27, 2004
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Colonel Chicken McFunpack

A person preferably a woman gives you deep throat and while in the act of you being balls deep in her esophagus, you bust a nut inside of her throat. When or while she tries to pull away grab her triceps and bend them backwards so that they resemble chicken wings. Dont let her onlodge the member which causes the girl to gag making her bock like a chicken or gobble like a turkey...EPIC
Chief: I think i just invented a new sex position
Guy: what is it called
Chief: Colonel Chicken Mcfunpack..you never know what it is till it happens
Guy: Whores these days
by Swagg2422 March 31, 2010
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