Cooling and Dave

two state of the art lovable friends who are to be joined by true matrimony by the arse and penis!!!

Elton John and lover

by Barry October 24, 2003

colingualize

Verb: To converse - especially with Eric Harvey

Why would we colingualize when we could be thinking of the game?

by Franz Kappus May 5, 2007

Collingwood Holiday

This term is applied when a person in your company is sacked / made redundant with no explaination from management as to why or indeed if they have been let go. First came into existence circa July 2011 at a company based in central England.

Paul: I have a call for Joe but he isn't answering
Jim: I heard from management that he is on holiday
Paul: Ah, it must be a Collingwood Holiday after yesterdays run in with management and punch up!
Jim: Poor Joe...... if you hear from him, pass on my best and I hope he enjoys his 'holiday'.

by Me and Only Me June 18, 2012

Chodling

The sound made when deep-throating a dick, often seen in pornographic materials.

Guy 1: This girl was totally chodling when she was sucking me off last night, I thought she was gonna puke.

Guy 2: Word. Was her mascara running after?

by Micro-falice September 30, 2013

colding

(fictional, Ranunculus-verse) genre of child porn made legal by a law loophole - it involves 11-12 y.o. or slightly older girls being stuffed with sex toys.Characterised by always having girl state at the start of the video that she doesn't mind actions performed on her.

Jack is a fucked up guy - all he faps too is colding videos.

by Cenobica April 10, 2017

Coyling

The act of taking in assignments 1 week early then giving them back 2 months late.

Damn, I think that the new teacher is Coyling our assignments!

by CoyletheBoye December 7, 2017

Collingwood

Collingwood- A bunch of white guys who think their from the hood and probably have a soundcloud. These guys also probably became drug dealers before grade 9. We like to say we are the city of rich bitches and rude boys. To find the druggies or popular high schoolers head to the local McDonalds or the pier in the summer. The population is mostly made up of breezes, bongs and beers but the other 5 percent is crack heads or stoners. This crazy atmosphere could scare of a fresh man but a few days in the “nic pit” and we will send you away with a fresh point of view and most importantly a heady.

Woah dude did you see that guy blowing o’s back there?

Ya dude he’s probably from Collingwood

“Run it up, Run it up”
“Nah yo”

“Ow”

by Stoner from cwood February 15, 2019