Texas Clitsaw Massacre

Sexual maneuver in which the middle and ring fingers enter the vagina, the pinky finger enters the anus, and the index finger and thumb manipulate the clitoris

i gave her the texas clitsaw massacre, and she nearly blew

by cancer June 25, 2005

cluster

a crowd cuaght in a confined space

toss a grenade into that cluster!

by Spaz De Kat January 14, 2009

King of Clubs

1) One of the fifty-two playing cards in the average deck of cards.

2) Tiger Woods

1) I don't need a King of Clubs, I need a Eight of Hearts!

2) The King of Clubs is known for one win after another.

by geniusonwheels February 5, 2009

jack of clubs

Cockney rhyming slang to call someone a moron. Jack of clubs is a card and card rhymes with tard.

Oi! Fix your mince pies on the jack of clubs who spilled a britney on his adams.

by Capt. Spankee Magoo June 22, 2009

cluster fuck

Also: Fuster Cluck
Term used to describe the state of affairs resulting from too many staffers and not enough TRAINED staffers on a project. This usually happens as a result of a rush or deadline which cannot be met, when managers or planners resort to simply adding warm bodies to the effort out of sheer desperation or incompetence. Also results from having a surplus of supervisors or other overhead-related personnel who cannot actually perform any useful work towards project goals, especially where the prescence or contributions of these people hinders work performed by others.

"Man, we were 8 days behind schedule on that project so my manager decided to send us all of his interns as well as show up himself. Turned it into a complete clusterfuck. There must have been 20 guys in one cube at once."

by Nathan March 5, 2005

cluster fuck

When a series of events collide to create a huge predicament.

"The rescue teams' helicopter crashed while trying to rescue the survivors, turning the once huge problem into a clusterfuck."

by Heraf May 1, 2003

clussy

Clown pussy.

"Look at my clussy."

by blurjamd September 23, 2017