fur closet

A fur closet is a particularly hairy vagina.

Adam was unable to seal the deal with Lisa, because he couldn't force his Wang through the thick underbrush of her fur closet.

by Shaguar28 April 28, 2014

santa clause

Some weird ass old hobo that breaks in your house through the chimney and steal your all your food items like cookies and milk.Santa also knows exactly every action you took that year and will "reward" you accordingly.

timmy:Mom who is the weird man downstairs?
mother: please stay quite timmy and hide under the bed. Santa clause is here
santa: hohoho someone was a BAD BOY

by It's koni May 12, 2022

The broom closet ending

The best ending ever in videogame history, and probably the best ending in general. As featured in The Stanley Parable and The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe Edition, obtained by doing the hardest thing: stepping into the broom closet.

"OH, DID U GET THE BROOM CLOSET ENDING? THEB ROOM CLOSET ENDING WAS MY FAVRITE!1 XD" -Everyone who was lucky enough to experience the broom closet ending

by ThatOneHumann May 3, 2022

closet lesbian

A blatant lesbian who just won't admit it to themselves

Mr Evans: Hey has julia come out as a lesbian yet?

Mr Horgan: Nah she's still a closet lesbian

by Cammy Jonnesss January 25, 2011

Closet Nerd

Any person seen as cool and hip by his/her peers but secretly enjoys doing nerdy things that "cool" people frown upon.

Person 1>Man, that guy is so freakin cool.
Person 2>He's a closet nerd, he plays D&D and MTG with my friends and me every weekend.
Person 1>No way...

by Conar101 November 12, 2005

Close of Play

A term used by people in business. Maximum impact is gained by saying it whilst sitting on the edge of a desk with the top button undone and tie hanging loosely.

L: Are we closer to agreeing a deal? Ideally I'd like to start picking that low hanging fruit by close of play today. Otherwise I'll end up looking like a cunt.
J: You are already a cunt.
L: Feedback taken on board J. Let's touch base about this next week. Do you have a window on Tuesday?
J: I have a window every day of the fucking week. My office has two of them.

by Toffeeslot November 17, 2015

Closet Gay

A homosexual guy, preferably in highschool or college who is gay but keeps his sexuality a secret. A closet gay can be ANYONE. I know guys from highschool who only talked about tits and ass, yet now they're out as gay.

The closet part comes from coming out as gay, vice versa if you haven't came out you're still in the closet.

Has John ever dated a chick? I think he might be a closet gay.

by VerusVissum February 17, 2015