Queen of clubs

This term is sexual in nature and is typically associated with the sexual culture of cuckoldry but also can be used in cuckqueandry or other sexual settings. The term "queen of clubs" is often used to describe someone who is exclusively attracted to individuals of Middle Eastern and Hispanic/Latino descent, and is a variation of other terms such as the queen of spades and queen of hearts.

Jeanne(Queen of clubs): "Hey, let's call Maria tonight. I can't resist her Mediterranean charm."

Linda(cuckquean): "You really have a thing for Middle Eastern and Latino women, huh? You're definitely becoming a true Queen of Clubs!"

Or

Jeanne: "Remember that handsome Middle Eastern guy, Ali, from last week? I'm thinking of seeing him again tonight."

Linda: "Oh, you're really embracing your Queen of Clubs title! Have fun with Ali and his friends!"

by Queen of Clubs March 19, 2023

bum chums

Two men who are homosexual lovers. Often used as an insult where no homosexual relationship exists (similar to the use of the word "gay" as an insult, but more offensive).

Bob always gets the best assignments because he's bum chums with his boss.

by kryptonpirate May 16, 2005

Blue's Clues

A sexual position in which you and your partner watch an exerpt from a pornographic film and then the male "blue-scadoos" into the bed and you have to do exactly what you just saw.

My favorite position is Blue's Clues, but I have to use caution about what film I pick.

by ThaRealScoobaSteve January 8, 2014

Morning Clumsiness

The trouble with making the first pot of coffee in the morning before you've had that first cup of coffee to steady your nerves.

Dude, I spilled old coffee grounds all over the place due to morning clumsiness.

by Zarathud December 10, 2010

clams up

When an idea or a plan is exceptional.

We should head directly to the pub for beers; CLAMS UP! (while holding thumb pressed against fingers pointed toward the sky)

by Donny Kerabatsos January 29, 2009

Clumberfluxed

When you're so astonished at something, anything at all, its the only word you can use!

"I am completely clumberfluxed by what i just saw!"
"He was in a state of cumberflux!"

by BigGuy31641 November 16, 2009

clubsteraunt

A clubsteraunt is a place of gathering that is family friendly during the day and a dancing alcoholics dream by night. Filled with lights and a DJ.

I'm really glad that at a clubsteraunt I can enjoy dinner with my grandma then stick around to get black out drunk and give a thumbs up to the dj.

by Bouncingtitties July 5, 2014