Indonesian ass clogger

When a woman has diarrhea, and you try to stop the flow with your penis.

I did the Indonesian ass clogger on my girlfriend last night.

This was thought up by my friend Benson.

by MHO April 13, 2013

Rats Cleo

of or pertaining to a raunchy, dominant female, usually interested in bodily fluids. Also used to describe raunchy public restroom situations.

it was on like rats cleo!

by chrisstar andrew sisk March 15, 2009

Clergy

To become a priest. Bishop, Pope, ect.

study for clergy

by cedwidit January 22, 2010

Cougar Clog

When you bring home a cougar and she
breaks your toilet

Dude did you bang yhat cougar kast night?
yep, after that she totally cougar clogged my toilet. Now I'm waiting on a plumber!

by vpamelectricman July 13, 2010

Leaving Clegg in charge.

'Leaving Clegg in charge' is a phrase that refers to something that seems like a good idea at the time but ultimately ends in chaos, usually referring to leaving someone in charge who is an incompetent idiot.

David: hmm I feel like a very expensive holiday to Italy, Nick you're in charge for the week.
Nick: Oh thank you David, I won't let you down.
*Comes back a week later to riots and madness*
David: WTF
Boris: That's what we get for Leaving Clegg in charge.

by Nex Solo August 16, 2011

Nick Clegg

Current leader of the UK's 3rd largest political party (liberal democrats). Before the first televised debate between the 3 main party leaders, it was commonplace to mock him for the fact that the media paid attention to the other candidates. Since the debate, he has become more popular as a political figure.

A politician and all-round bad boy from sheffield. Although a leader of a party which is renowned for fence-sitting, he's really done some crazy shit in his time.

"Damn, some crazy mother just set my cacti on fire"
"Must have been Nick Clegg"

(2009)
"Who's that guy?"
"Dunno."

(2010)
"Who's that guy?"
"Leader of the lib dems"
"k"

by doc daneeka April 28, 2010

clogget

When you masturbate a lot and then sometime when you pee the jizz gets built up and and starts turning kind of black and then you pee and it goes in like 3 or 4 different ways.

Person 1: Dude, sometimes it sucks that I masturbate too much
person 2: why is that?
Person 1: because then the jizz hardens up and you get a clogget

by AG #uno baller January 26, 2010