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Mr. Clean

A sexual maneuver in which the person administering oral fills his/her mouth full of toothpaste beforehand. This leaves the dick in a minty fresh state.
Man 1: Dude, did your girlfriend give you a Mr. Clean last night?

Man 2: Hells yeah, you know she did!
by Ratchard February 28, 2009
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dirty but clean

In expression that's short for "dirty behind your back but clean to your face/front."
Some-to-most people are dirty but clean, especially when they're skanless.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant December 7, 2006
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clean enough

The feeling of sheer frustration and surrender following an extremely long wiping session on the toilet. Typically occurs when a small brown stain continues to appear on said paper over a threshold of roughly twenty consecutive wipes.
Ah, fuck it! It's clean enough. *Pulls pants up*
by Thewisdombringer322 June 22, 2011
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ridin' clean

Converse of ridin dirty. Ridin' clean; driving a motor vehicle safely and not carrying any illegal items.
police officer; "ain't no point in hasslin' these white folk they always ridin' clean"
by Big pizzle December 17, 2006
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cleaning lady

The act of making passionate love on the floor, thereby sweeping at least a small section of it. An excellent way to combine work and play.
The cleaning lady did a really nice job on the kitchen floor. And the bathroom. And the other bathroom.
by fornicatia December 16, 2009
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clean coal

Coal industry lobbying money in untraceable notes.
“My administration is putting an end to the war on coal, going to have clean coal, really clean coal.” Donald Trump
by Church Wolf April 2, 2017
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Pre-clean

Doing light cleaning before the cleaning lady comes to preserve your image or keep her from seeing how you really live.
I've got to pre-clean my house so my cleaning lady won't see all the condom wrappers and beer.

Friend A: I'll have to meet you later, I have to clean my house.
Friend B: Why?? Don't you hire someone?
Friend A: Yea but I gotta pre-clean so they don't see how messy I really am.
by dirty113 December 21, 2009
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