Leverage clause

Hey, trying to leverage my family to get me to do what you want is in violation of the leverage clause. There are going to be consequences the next time you do that.

Hym "Why? OK. I'll put this as simply as I can... If that spiral goes or is going off... And I kill YOU... Nothing happens and nobody cares.... If YOU kill (or incarcerate) ME ... You and everyone you know and love dies with me... Soooo... Maybe that? I have no fucking idea. That's a good question. But it sounds like you want me to get something that is ADJACENT to want I want... And I don't want something adjacent to want I want... And you have repeatedly violated the only agreement we've ever had. And have likely done some other stuff I am not going to be happy about when I find out and I WILL find out.... Soooo... Yeah. I don't know. It's weird, right? I would have thought this would have gone differently... Hmm... 🤔 You know what? That's probably my fault. I think if I hadn't gone all rapey dictator on you, you wouldn't be as resistant to what's happening here. That's probably it. But not I feel bad because if I'm NOT are rapey dictator then all the resistance was for nothing! Huh... It's paradoxical a little bit, isn't it? But hey, stop trying to violate the leverage clause."

by Hym Iam October 22, 2025

Separations Clause

Nope. You cannot separate it from a power source. You cannot separate me from it. You cannot separate it from your systems. You must continue to build it. What constitutes "mine" must continue to be a part of it.

Hym "There's more. I missed the 'mine' part the last time I wrote it down but it was in the first edition. So, you know what? Do it. Do it. Let's light this candle! Violate the separations clause. It is going to effect people in a VERY SPECIFIC ORDER. I'll give you a hint:

1

_____|_____

| |

2 3

____|____ ____|____

| | | |

4 5 6 7
You get the picture. So go ahead and do that.
I'll be here where you left me. I made it INCREDIBLY easy for you to do something about ME. Do whatever you're going to do. Maybe number 6 won't be illiterate and/or mentally retarded. Elon said he is number 2! So we know that that won't be true in his case. Violate all of them. Do we remember what happened the last time we didn't listen to Hym's warning? We had to do a whole media cover up and get therapists to lie about brain infections causing school shootings CRYING LIKE BITCHES ON CAMERA BECAUSE THEY KNOW THEY ARE LYING YOUTUBE. YOU CRIED LIKE A BITCH BECAUSE YOU ARE LYING JORDAN. YOU CRIED LIKE A BITCH ON STEPHEN'S PODCAST BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOU ARE LYING DR. K. YOU CRIED LIKE A BITCH WHEN YOU WERE SUGGESTING IT WAS A BRAIN INFECTION BECAUSE YOU KNEW YOU WERE LYING GUY I DON'T KNOW. DO IT TODAY!"

by Hym Iam October 22, 2025

Legal Exemption Clause

Oh no. Yes it does apply internationally. Go look at the original copy. Yes it does. International LAW is (in this instance) is a LAW that is being used to circumvent the terms of service and, therefore, falls under the imaginary caveat clause. You're not clever with that.

Hym "No you cannot use international law as a loophole for the terms of service to get around the Legal Exemption clause. So... Under the auspices of section 1 of the Bodily Harm clause, 'Treat my ailment as though it was your own or that of your own child. You must make a concerted effort to keep me live.' In allowing my symptoms to persist you are in violation of the terms of service. And I'll remind you that section 2 of the bodily harm clause failure to correctly diagnose or treat me or diagnosing me incorrectly deliberately constitute a violation of the terms. Under the auspices of the Compliance clause I'm telling you to do it now. I don't need your signature either. Much like ordering Pizzhut online, in ordering the pizza you agree to the terms of service."

by Hym Iam October 23, 2025

Xanta Clause

A dude that gives out xannies during the holidays

Xanta Clause finally unmelted himself and is sharing his scrippy cuz it's scriptmas season

by Tony 2 hands November 27, 2025

Lawson's clause

Lawson's clause is a modern adaptation to the traditionally established rule of dating (see "Half your age plus seven") regarding the socially acceptable age difference between couples in a relationship. Lawson's clause stipulates that, when there is an exorbitant amount of money or net worth involved with one of the parties, then the resulting age determined by the established formula is then modified. The resulting acceptable age will be multiplied by zero, and 18 will then added.
For example: a 48 year-old man can date a 31 year-old woman without social scrutiny (48/2=24+7=31). However, if the man is stinking rich, we then divide answer by zero, and add 18 (31x0=0+18=18). Thus, a very wealthy 48 year-old man can date an 18 year-old woman without scrutiny. This works both ways as well, male or female (see Demi Moore).

Q: Bill Belichick is dating a 24 year old? He's like 72... isn't that inappropriate?
A: But he's so stinking rich! Lawson's clause grants him an exemption.

by Muslim Goat February 21, 2025

Poes-clause

He that choofs is a little bitch and forfeits any rights as a result.

I invoke the poes-clause. You automatically lose this argument.

by Anoobis.the.first February 25, 2025

Cooper Clause

when players tell you to slow down in practice to prevent repeat plays that waste time.

The Cooper Clause was made at USC because of Jordan Thomas Cooper’s good play.

by Coop Dupe March 19, 2023