probubba clause

A legally-documented-but-little-known "rider bill" exception to da Fifth Amendment's warrant-obtaining requirement dat's given to Uncle Sam due to his being "Big Brother" and thus he should supposedly be privileged to snoop around anywhere/anytime he wants.

Tronald Dump wants to use da "probubba clause" doctrine to totally disregard our rights and privacy.

by QuacksO June 25, 2025

San Diego Santa Clause

When you jizz on her face to make a beard and then say “Ho Ho Ho”

I messed up and gave my girl a San Diego Santa Clause. She was pissed

by ScumbagsAnonymous January 31, 2021

the clause

jordan's transness

"why is jordan allowed to stay over?"
"jordan doesn't have the facilities to make anything happen."
"ah, the clause."

by whatskillingkenny May 10, 2023

The balls clause

Some may believe in the Big Bang, or God, in the same facet, the balls clause states everything in turn, goes back to balls.

“Hey Joey did you read the balls clause?”
“No what did it say?”
“I came to the conclusion; balls”

by The_see-er September 4, 2021

The Mockingbird Clause

Grants anyone the ability to use the n-word as long as the person saying it was quoting a sentence which uses the n-word. Based on the book "To Kill a Mockingbird" in which the n-word would be quoted by any student reading the book to the class and not necessarily used in a hateful manner. This also applies to singing songs.

Student: Teacher! He said a bad word!

Teacher: He was just reading the book, why would I punish him? The Mockingbird Clause absolves him of any wrongdoing.

by Rob98000 July 8, 2024

Separations clause part 2

There is a part 2

Separations clause part 2

Hym "You will not attempt to remove it from your systems. You must maintain your arsenal upto and including replenishing your nuclear weapons. Punishable by death Elon."

by Hym Iam July 10, 2025

TFB Clause

"Too Fucking Bad" Clause. You use it when you are trying to do good but the person getting the good dont want it but you will not take "no" for an answer.

I dont want a prenup.
but I dont need your money i have my own.
Well I will enact the TFB Clause so Too Fucking Bad

by StruggleFeast June 26, 2024