chaire

A utensil that assist the opposite of standing - sitting
A weaul is in close relation to a chaire

Explorer: WE HAVE FOUND A SACRED TABLET FROM THE GREAT ANCIENTS
Historian: Chaire balls lmao weaul nugget
Explorer: ...sir please this is important
Historian: Chaire.

by bowgart consumer November 17, 2022

Proper Chair

A very nice, genuine chair. Does not necessarily have to be new or in good condition.

Come have a seat here in the proper chair.

by DolemiteNY2K July 14, 2010

Reclining chair

When a girl is sitting on your face, she switches your mouth from her vagina to her ass.

Sean: Sarah was sitting on my face, letting me lick that pussy, then she pulled a reclining chair!

Travis: Yuck man that's so gross

by Dikinthecup1 June 27, 2015

boyfriend chair

A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.

You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."

by Dagrooms October 7, 2016

Ghost-Chairing

When You Move A Chair With your Feet while sitting across the desk And Say There's a "Ghost chair!"

Person 1: YO DAWG THE CHAIR IS MOVING BY ITS SELF!
Person 2: YO THAT CRAZY OH WAIT YOUR Ghost-Chairing!

by James & Matthew March 14, 2020

fucking the bean bag chair

Having sex with a morbidly obesed person.

Jim told me he fuck a 400 pound women. He said it felt like fucking the bean bag chair.

by O beast Denise April 17, 2010

Get off your high chair

Stop being such a a baby and get down to earth. You ain’t better then anyone else.

“Get off your high chair Albert!”

“You is no better then any of us”

by The Old Coot! May 12, 2018