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Chode Pony

1. A really short nasty ponytail, usually seen on dirty old men or hipster douchebags

2. A person who is an enormous tool.
That guy is super creepy. Look at his chode pony!

Dude, you're such a chode pony.
by Laser85 April 14, 2011
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Chode King

Someone who rules all the small dicks.

Someone with the smallest dick in your group of friends.
No need to measure just take a wild guess.
Them: Hey bro
You: Hey Chode King
Them: MY DICKS BIG THOUGH
You: mmhmm...
by The_WordForWorder December 11, 2014
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Chode Wrangler

A person, usually homosexual, who attempt to succ as many chodes as possible.
"Jacob is such a Chode Wrangler his butthole is an inch wide" cock farmer
by Meme Master Palpatine April 26, 2016
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Chode Wrangler

A person or collective that enjoys the grouping of small stubby penises.
You heard about that new girl apparently she’s a chode wrangler
by Crustinisation November 11, 2017
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Cayden west

cayden is the best fucking person ever. She has done a lot of stuff in her life but she always gets through it. She has anger issues and get in a lot of trouble , but that dose not stop anyone from being her friend(except for cretin people). She is really cute and somewhat smart but she will always make your day. She is bi but that still dose not stop people from being her friend. She will be my friend forever. She will crush anyone who messes with her friends. we will be friends forever.
Cayden west is the best person i will ever meet.
by cwest010w March 12, 2019
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Chode gas

When you wank so rapidly your cum gets vapourized by the friction and it turns into gas
Last night whilst I wank to Danny devito I accidently chode gasted and I inhaled it in through my nostrils it was good
by Iluvdannydevito December 29, 2019
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Chode launcher

A term referring to those with penies so small that they feel the need to apply a lift kit to their 2wd pickup trucks.
"Wait, Hayden's lifted ranger is two wheel drive? What a chode launcher..."
Formal: "My good sir, is your pickup lacking a transfer case? What are you? A chode launcher?"
by Owens juicy ass June 30, 2020
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