Chuck Norris

Ferociously overrated.

Chuck Norris is 66 years old. He's likely to go into fucking retirement soon. GET A GRIP OF YOURSELVES, PEOPLE.

by BigBrotherMike December 13, 2006

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Chuck Norris

A dude whose jokes are really starting to get old.

Jon: Wanna hear a Chuck Norris joke?
Me: Wanna suck my dick?

by The_Shagster June 24, 2011

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chuck norris

An alcoholic drink consisting of one part vodka and two parts red bull. Aptly named because if you drink them all night, you awaken the next morning with your heart pounding and you feel like you took a round house kick to the face.

"I was about to fade last night so I drank a chuck norris or two, but man am I paying for it this morning.

by Eagle Match June 12, 2007

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Chuck Bass

One of the only people, along with Batman and James Bond, who can look badass by just saying his name.

Damien: Dude, the lady said she's fine
Chuck: Dude. I'm Chuck Bass.

Eva: You got me a ticket?
Chuck: We don't need tickets. I'm Chuck Bass.

Blair: Give me one reason I shouldn't leave with him... And "I'm Chuck Bass" doesn't count.

Nate: She's right, none of us are saints.
Blair: Yeah, I had sex with him in the back of a limo
Chuck: Several times
Nate: I had sex with you at a wedding while I was her date... once.
*everyone looks at chuck*
Chuck: ...I'm Chuck Bass

by Ecourc December 13, 2014

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