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chronological liar

1) a term used to describe one who keeps his/her lies in order of when they were invented.

2) also used by people who are too ignorant to know that they mean "pathological liar".
ll Sunfleur ll: trish, the one you fk'd with

Centrino: that bitch is a chronological liar

ll Sunfleur ll: what the...?
by SitOnMeShamrok7 March 22, 2013
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chronosynthesia

Condition in which a person has a distorted view of time and its relation to events and production. Sufferers have difficulty understanding concepts where something could not have been produced at a certain time because of some circumstances.
Of course those movies were made when the Soviets were our allies, but the HUAC suffers from chronosynthesia.
by TheRaven7 April 23, 2007
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Chronoskeltophobia

Fear of Spooktober, or anything that relates to Halloween.
"You know I'm afraid of Halloween, because of my extreme chronoskeletophobia."

Chronoskeltophobia is the fear of Spooktober, or anything that relates to Halloween.
by iiEnc3ladus October 20, 2019
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Chronosaurus

By far the best stray kids song from Cle: Miroh
fun fact; the word 'Chronosaurus' doesn't fully exist outside of the song

'Chronosaurus' is based of running out of time, and getting chased by a monster.
it is also based of of a mythological whale.
"the vocals in 'Chronosaurus' is insane by far the best song."
"nooo i think '19' is the best personally"
by Slay_Mamas96 March 15, 2023
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Saccadic Chronostasis

The phenomenon of glancing at an analog clock and seeing the second hand seems to take one really long tick and then resume normal ticking. This can happen with other blinking or switching things as well.
Was that Saccadic Chronostasis?
by Interius July 16, 2021
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chronominating

The act in which a chronometer tells the time, act of keeping time.
The pilot said, "The Chronometer is chronominating..."
by militaryxxo June 27, 2008
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Chronologicalize

Dave said, "I'm going to chronologicalize my family photo album this weekend.".
by Kuroni March 19, 2014
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