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Christie Camel Toe

The outline of an obese man's crotch caused by wearing too tight of pants. Made popular when Chris Christie, who with the aid of an oversized shoe horn squeezed into a baseball uniform. While displaying a camel toe can be attractive in a woman, it is disgusting when revealed by an over-weight politician.
Don't look now, but that fat man over there is rocking a Christie Camel Toe. I think I am going to throw up..
by LaughingAloud September 16, 2016
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Cristine

Cristine's are extraordinarily soft-hearted. They does not burden other people with their problems. They tend to keep it and suffer alone but still plaster a wide smile and contagious laugh whenever out in public. They seem to be strong, but undeniably fragile.
Cristine went through a lot but she doesn't even show it! Look at her smile.
by yourfriend_ November 24, 2021
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chrising

chrising is when you tell pointless lies that are un-needed

and there only purpose is to make the "chrisser" seem interesting or cool.
person 1:"i haven't smoked weed in months"

person 2:"your totally chrising, I can tell by your pinokio nose"
by jamiecook December 7, 2012
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Christina Marie

She is a BOSS ASS BITCH! Who is kind hearted and always keeps you smiling, the way she talks to her supporters is so normal, you literally feel like you're her friend, she is one of the realest people ever and I STAN HER! Her natural face slays and her make up is stunning but her wing liner can cut a bitch, its a proven fact. She's is studying and doing youtube but still has time to talk to the ones who love and support her. She loves a guy called Corbyn but he's kinda irrelevant (jk, he's just as amazing)

Subscribe to her Youtube Channel: www.youtube.com/beautychickee
ESKETIT

Last thing,

You'll notice that she tweets,

A LOT.

Thats all I got left to say,

Ciao ciao Chickees x
Christina Marie: I HAVE 70.1K TWEETS AND 79.8K FOLLOWERS THAT JUST SHOWS HOW MUCH I TWEET OMG (Nov 12 2017)
by wdwxchickee November 15, 2017
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Christie

Christie is a freak of nature. She can be down to hang with my boys but is sophisticated AF. Christie ain’t no joke. She comes at you 100%. What you see is what you get. I’m an idiot for letting her go. She’s a sweetheart with an edge. Whatever you do- NEVER EVER underestimate her intelligence. This girl is already 100 steps ahead of you yo! I’ve seen it bro. She’s well travelled, eloquent, and speaks a gazillion languages, and loves to read. She’s a gifted writer, if only she knew that. She’s only clueless about how talented and special she is which is why she is hella sexy!!!!
“Who’s that girl? She’s so smart but super humble?”

Oh that’s Christie dude. She’s smart af!”
by MystifyMeINXS November 27, 2020
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Christina Grimmie

A beautiful girl with the poof hair. Born March 12, 1994. She has an amazing voice and can make the noises of a monkey and is a pretty good dancer! Look her up on Youtube as "Zeldaxlove64" Discovered by: Selena Gomez. Manager Brian Teefey.
by pseudonymsynonym May 21, 2012
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Christie Brinkley'd

What is happening when you're being flirted with heavily by a pretty lady while driving on the highway. Ala Chevy Chase in Vacation.

Scored on a scale of 1-10. Extra points if she is a beautiful blonde, or in a red sports car. Full points if it's actually Christie Brinkley.
"Oh man, I was sooo getting Christie Brinkley'd coming home on the Coquihalla! But I lost her in traffic around Kamloops, dang."
by dmcc November 5, 2012
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