chewner

Sneezing with a boner.

I always here Matt sneezing when he's in his room and I can never find the gd pepper. I know he's in there with a chewner.

by matt5000 June 27, 2010

chewed-up-and-spat-out

When someone utterly schools your ass, esp. With regards to school marks. May also be applied to social situations like being yelled at.

I was talking to a friend about this femme fatale we know and he said "you'll be chewed-up-and-spat-out by her without so much as a hand gesture".

by I'll be blank, thanx November 7, 2013

Broccoli Chewer

An angry lesbian who turns to the green vegetable when not getting any.

Lesbian: 'Oh man ive not had any for weeks, somebody pass me the godddamn broccoli!'
Bus passenger: 'Oh lordy we are sat near a broccoli chewer, hide the pussy!'

by royston232 January 29, 2009

chewed

The state of being drunk.

I was chewed last night after me and my cats drank a fifth of Henny.

by G-Baby March 10, 2003

straw chewer

Of or pertaining to a gay male or heterosexual female that endlessly chews on their drink's straw while spewing lame dicussion that bores those around them. Often these people are found against walls or under spotlights posing for their "adoring public." See also: Fagadactyl

Eddie was a complete straw chewer as he mawed away on his plastic hose chatting endlessly about Britney Spears.

by Zack Bunker December 30, 2007

chee chee cheeeee

another name for croydon

chee chee cheeeee!

by farhan June 8, 2004

chewedkandi

an original site with an awesome owner

your site is really chewedkandi!

by Anne August 2, 2003