Shaky Cheese

Another, more sensible, word for Parmesan Cheese. You shake it out of the little plastic can with the holes on the top. It is cheese, and you shake it, and therefore it is Shaky Cheese.

Can you please pass the shaky cheese? I need to put some on the top of my pasta.

by Fritalian February 22, 2011

dick for cheese

A phrase commonly used to describe wankers in their early 20s to mid 40s who just don't give a fuck.

Adrian, Bevan, Lee, Will and Craig are all dick for cheese.

by Jon-E-Boi August 3, 2006

Cheese

The essence of the human condition. Cheese is a holy and powerful device of the human psychology that links with politics, economy and most importantly the meaning of life

Man 1: Hey Man!

Man 2: Not to get political or anything

Man 1: What is it?

Man 2: But what the fuck is cheese?

Man 1: C̶̨̧̡̨̧̮̹̝͇̳̻̻̬͎̗̔̃̕h̴͙̼̪͌ę ̟͎̩͕͍͎̊̋̉͋͒̈́̑̾̋̎̕̚ḛ̵̛̤̭̯͇̪͎̱͈̠͓̜͖̝̪̓̎̑̽́͋s ̰̞͍̭̙̯̰̭̖̾̀e ̦̰͆̽̍͌͒̋̾̅̿ ̴̧̘̘̯͇̥̗̬̟͙̬̺̠̀̐̔ͅị ̞̏͘s̵̛̲͎̹̣̜̝͔̻͖͖̺̅̈́̂̀̍̌́͜ ̶̳͓͊̔̊̊̓͒̂͆͛l ̢̪̘̺̫͎͒̃͑̔̈́̈́ͅî̵̱̝̤͙̻̞̦̬͙͛͒͌͛̈́̽͋̑̈̀͑ͅͅf ̨̧̡̫̥̦͎͕̯͕̟̞̞̘̋͐̎́̏̃̈́̒̄̚̚ͅě ̲͎͍̟͍͖̣̗̪̗̩̗̓̚ ̴̡̯̲̜̗͕̅̌̽͑̈̇͘ͅ

by Nsoanaoababshshdvshs December 6, 2020

Wiener Cheese

A yellow crusty residue that resembles that of a dried spray cheese, commonly found on the gooch or shaft, of the male genitalia and is the result of low personal hygiene.

Peter get your disgusting wiener cheese away from me.

by C-note tha rula March 20, 2010

windex and cheese

What sperm tastes like

If I had to describe the taste of sperm, I'd say it was like windex and cheese.

by JennaQ July 5, 2005

chalk and cheese

Two things that might be confused as similar but which are in fact very different.

Fedora and Ubuntu are like chalk and cheese.

by Anacrolix April 17, 2009

censorship

1. stopping the free flow of art and ideas.

For those of us in the US we do NOT enjoy the right to free speech (even though it is in the constitution). The supreme court ruled in the Miller case that "obscene" materials are not protected under the 1st amendment and can be banned or regulated; translation: regulated censorship is constitutional thanks to a few activist judges who wanted the government to impose its morality on us. Basically if the subject or content is sexual in any way then whether its obscene or not is up for majority vote; they actually said if the average person would be offended by it and think that it had no artistic value (if you weren't offended by it or thought it was a work of art why would you want to ban it in the first place). This is why it is illegal to give porn to minors, because it shows sex even though this should be decided and enforced by the parents the government is getting involved. Also there's no law against showing violent material to minors, so basically its worse to expose them to consensual sex than murder.

by Trinu January 1, 2007