Chelsea

Chelsea is a cute person. She would live in a zoo if she had a chance. She thinks she has no friends but really everyone is by her side. Sometimes she is a bitch well most times See is but other times she acts like a perfect little angel. If u don’t have a Chelsea in your life you don’t deserve to live.

Boy 1: wow that girl is hot

Boy 2: it’s a Chelsea it’s a keeper
Boy 1: not if I get to her first
Boy 2: well hurry up I’m already there

by Yo gurl ima me person January 17, 2018

Chelsea Fc

Contrary to popular belief, are actually the first team to field an all foreign starting 11 in the premier league. look it up!!

all foreing squad however--that was arsenal

chelsea fan- arsenal are a bunch of jonny-foreigners!the're the first team to field an all foreign starting 11.

arsenal fan- actually, chelsea fc fielded a foreign starting 11 against southhampton in 1999, some six years before arsenal.

by jonnyearl April 29, 2008

chellovek

male punker, usually a 'street punk'

Oi! Oi! My young chelloveks!

by Tweaker Bob February 26, 2006

Chelsea Grin

A Chelsea Grin (also known as a Chelsea Smile or a Glasgow Grin) is an act popular among British gangs which involves making a cut from the side of someones mouth all the way up to their ear. Due to the cut, it appears as if the victim is smiling. Thought to have originated from Glaswegian criminals but became popular among British football hooligan firms, in particular the Chelsea Headhunters.

Dennis: Let's give this cunt a Chelsea Grin!

Darren: Yeah alright, we can use the knife my mother got me for my birthday.

Cunt: Please, no, not the Chelsea Grin, anything but the notorious Chelsea Grin!

by badboyCHANCE October 30, 2012

Chelmsford Potato

The art of stuffing mashed potato up an Essex girls love hole and making her gradually squeeze it out whilst gyrating over your naked body. Extra special when the bird is on her period, super red mash!

John: I was bored watching Eastenders last night so I got the other half to give me a Chelmsford Potato

Chris: You are a sick fuck Jonny boy!

by DJSwiss January 28, 2010

Chellsie

Chellsie's are amazingly loyal people! They are kind hearted and genuine. They love with all they have. They are very beautiful but don't know that they are. They don't like being alone. But seem to find themselves that way due to not being understood or due to people treating them like a doormat!! They will give all they have to help a friend in need.
In a relationship they are very affectionate and just want to know that they are loved wanted and needed!! They are amazing in bed. They are the defition of a lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets!! If you are lucky enough to find yourself being loved by a Chellsie dont ever let her go!! She is one in a million!

Oh that Chellsie what a great girl.

by Rosegal October 19, 2020

cellshielding

Protecting your space by pretending to be talking on your cell phone. See also cellular faux and phonyphone.

A mom to another one: How did we survive when we were in high school and some creepy guy was on his way over while you were by your locker and couldn't run anywhere, and no one else at all was around?? The kids today are cellshielding constantly, not even conscious of it at all.

by galcoolest August 26, 2005