ghetto cricket

The intermittent chirp of a smoke detector that needs a battery

Y'all need a nine volt to turn off your ghetto cricket

by Urahogg February 18, 2023

its just not cricket

Australian slang:

Having something that is unjust or just plain wrong done to someone or something.This come from the game of cricket which is regarded as a gentlemans game were fairplay was paramount.

1stperson:Did you see that guy punch that other guy.

2nd person:yeah,its just not cricket.

by james chadima January 13, 2004

scoot cricket

people who usually have the name nora who scootch along benches making cricket noises.

Man, look at that slampig, she's bein' such a scoot cricket .

by lildots22 October 6, 2010

cricket

A thing that makes noise when your jokes aren't funny. Somehow, every single time you tell a bad joke, the damn cricket just happens to be there to mock you. He makes you cry.

Bad comedian: So the monkey says to me "how are you?" haha

*Silence*

Cricket: *cricket* you suck *cricket*

Bad comedian: Boo hoo. :'(

by Baxton September 21, 2005

urban crickets

In cities, the sound of car alarms going off in the distance. The urban equivalent of hearing crickets chirping in the country.

It was a surprisingly quiet night in the city, and as I walked home to the sounds of urban crickets, I contemplated my next move.

by Connie U. June 11, 2006

cricket wireless

its a cellphone company that has good ups and downs, mostly for the young, lowbudget, care free crowd.

pro's
1.no contract needed
2.nearly anyone including illegal immigrants can get service through them
3.flat fee of 44.99 + taxes: covers unlimited minutes even long distance within youre local region, voicemail, unlimited text messaging, call waiting and 3 way calling

cons
1.has crappy signal within the satelites
2.cant be used out of youre city limits
3.having to pay full price for youre phone

lower class dude: hey whats going on man i got me cricket wireless, so no need for my homephone now, with the unlimited minutes and textmessaging
middle class dude:but you live out in the boonedocks, so how you gonna get a hold of me?
poor dude:fuck off, go to hell t-mobile user

by joshua001 March 7, 2007

Crickets

When you prove someone wrong and they have no response.

My boss screamed at me for not completing an assignment he said he had given me. When I showed him that it was still in his brief case, he went all crickets.

by jackel_inthebox April 14, 2006