chuff the john

When you go into the middle school bathroom to take a fat rip off your nic stick

“I’m gonna be a little late, I gotta go chuff the John “
“Yo did you hear Jake got caught Chuffing his John at school?”

by Gubson6969 May 1, 2019

Carffice

An office in your car

To escape his screaming kids, Jon spent all afternoon working in his carffice.

by Carfficewife November 25, 2020

Caff-head

Similar to a Pot-head except one is addicted to gets high off of caffeine.

Joe drinks so much Coke, so often, He's a total Caff-head.

by Fitzy Marlote June 14, 2021

caffeine refractory

In state in which you are so tired, no amount of caffeine consumption has any effect on you.

Sydney: “Dude, I’m so freaking tired I’ve had like 6 cups of coffee and it’s done absolutely nothing, except I’m all jittery.”

Nick: “You hit that caffeine refractory state. Sucks.”

by Scout was fat. July 18, 2021

chauffeur

One who prevents overly friendly or sexual contact between others, e.g. a parent being with a young couple during the couple's date.

A third wheel.

A guardian of someone who is drunk.

One who acts as a guide to others.

Oh, Jerry, dear... Ronny's girlfriend is coming over and they're going to be watching movies. I don't need another grandchild yet, so I want you to chauffeur.

I drew the short straw, so I promised Avery I'm gonna chauffeur Jack during our bar walk to keep him from starting fights and getting his ass kicked. Again.

I know some great hiking spots nearby... do you want a chauffeur?!

by Mr Billion May 5, 2022

Callum caufeild

A gay fuck that loves a girl called Rania but my best friend so loving he is the type of person u find at the back of a strip club on gta 5 watching the bouncers

Defined as a “Callum caufeild the gay boy that wanks over gta 5 security guards

by Jake binns April 13, 2020

crime against caffeinity

{krahym uh-genst kaf-ee-in--i-tee}

noun

1. a crime or series of crimes that involves caffeinated-beverage drinkers that expose themselves to crappy coffee, tea, soda, energy drinks, etc..., directed against individuals or large groups of people.

2. An undrinkable atrocity (coffee or tea related beverage that is too bitter, burnt, overly or insufficiently sweet, etc... ) that is directed especially against an individual or entire population or part of a population with crappy coffee grounds and without regard to individual guilt or responsibility even on such nasty coffee grounds.

Setting: End of blind date.

Bedford-Stuy Byron invites his date Flavia Flatbush to his apartment for some 'Coffee and chill.'

Flavia: Okay. What kind of coffee will you serve me? (flirty winky face)

Bedford-Stuy: Ummmmm.... Didn't think you'd accept. Will Sanka or Taster's Choice do?

Flavia (hate, anger, and disdain flash in her soul and eyes): YOU MONSTER! (knees Bedford-Stuy in the groin, crippling him to the ground). You heinous monster! Why would you serve anyone such crime against caffeinity?! (sobs and runs away as fast as her feet carry her to the nearest Williamsburg L train stop).

End scene.

by Tsarstepan April 26, 2017