"There we are, job's a carrot!" says John as stands back and admires the fence he has just finished painting.
by Tommy Thomasson December 03, 2015
Noun: an act involving the transfer of dirt, sweat and/or hair from the scrotum to another person or person's possession via another object, such as a carrot, remote control, pencil, game controller, etc.
by Aashe June 09, 2010
by dj skimask April 16, 2009
A complete fucking loser who tries to act cool and makes him/herself look even dumber than they actually are in the process.
" Man, that Gina chick was all tryin to show me up at the bar last night, and then she drank a Jell-O shot and fucking puked all over her friend's tits, what an Ass Carrot!!"
by Dixon Syder March 17, 2007
by Nunyur Beeswax May 09, 2015
by Alfer_Rom23YT March 20, 2020
When someone feels sad and down and you can't do anything to help, you say have a carrot like you are willing to share all you have with them to make them feel good. Even if it's something as small and stupid as a carrot.
by Shadie_atz March 28, 2018