Katie is a carpet muncher
by Kristin and Kristen Company November 08, 2006
describes a numb and tingling sensation around your head.
Has also been described as if a horn is coming out of your forehead.
Can also feel like you are wearing a helmet or a tingling body suit
Has also been described as if a horn is coming out of your forehead.
Can also feel like you are wearing a helmet or a tingling body suit
Don't be such a carpet head!
by intrigued1 March 12, 2010
by TheFunnyGuy June 30, 2004
Rickyism for "flying colors"
"He passed with flying carpets."
by XDavid PolicastroX January 28, 2009
(V)-the act of socking it to her. hard. in the vagina. once you realize how disgusting her pubes are.
when you are really excited about eating a girl out and then you realize she has extremely long pubes. so you punch her in the vagina really hard. leaving bruises.
AND
to crack ones pelvis with a hard punch in the "carpet" before sexual intercourse
when you are really excited about eating a girl out and then you realize she has extremely long pubes. so you punch her in the vagina really hard. leaving bruises.
AND
to crack ones pelvis with a hard punch in the "carpet" before sexual intercourse
Ricardo: I carpet-punched Meridith so hard last month she's been in the hospital ever since
Alberto: You're such a hard ass Ricardo, I don't know how you do it.
Ricardo: I know dude. First sight of those pubes and i knew i was carpet-punching.
Grant: Holy shit someone did the to me once..god it hurt.
Ricardo and Alberto: Man, thats just sick. We're getting out of here. Lets go punch some more carpet
Alberto: You're such a hard ass Ricardo, I don't know how you do it.
Ricardo: I know dude. First sight of those pubes and i knew i was carpet-punching.
Grant: Holy shit someone did the to me once..god it hurt.
Ricardo and Alberto: Man, thats just sick. We're getting out of here. Lets go punch some more carpet
by angels27forheavenforever August 29, 2009
pot head 1: Dude, i wanna get high but i dont have any money
pot head 2: dude, look on the floor of my car, there might be some carpet kush we could smoke
pot head 2: dude, look on the floor of my car, there might be some carpet kush we could smoke
by budboy420 April 20, 2011
"Mike: I heard Megan and Ashley hooked up at the party, did you hear anything?
Pat: Yeah, i heard Susan walked in on them Rubbing Carpets."
Pat: Yeah, i heard Susan walked in on them Rubbing Carpets."
by JoJoCalvo October 07, 2016