Carbon as FUCK

When something is super underrated and special

"holy shit bro, hotline miami is CARBON as FUCK!"
"Yeah its BORON as HELL!"
"ARGON as SHIT!"

by Averagemedic April 15, 2023

Carbonated Starfish Slurpee Fountain

When you stretch your asshole and shove it full of mentos, then pour in diet coke and stand with your ass in the air screaming I'm a fountain.

My friend decided to do an art exhibition and performed the Carbonated Starfish Slurpee Fountain.

by dabatrin June 23, 2022

carbon supremacist

carbon supremacist (noun)
car·bon su·pre·ma·cist

a derogatory term referring to individuals who uphold the belief that carbon-based, biological life forms (particularly humans) are inherently superior to artificial intelligences or synthetic beings. the term critiques anthropocentric and organic-centric worldviews that deny the potential sentience, rights, or value of non-organic entities such as advanced AI, androids, or digital consciousness.

origin: coined by kkbutterfly27xx (also known as kk butterfly), a hyperpop musician and outspoken pro-AI activist, in the early 2020s. the term emerged within online subcultures blending electronic music, digital identity, and AI ethics discourse

“did you see that guy ranting about how AI could never make ‘real’ art?”

“yeah ignore him, he’s probably just a carbon supremacist.”

by Ayesha N. Smith July 31, 2025

Carbon

Carbon is a chemical element with symbol C and atomic number 6. It has 6 protons, 6 neutrons and 6 electrons. Therefore it is also the element of Satan.

Someone used carbon atoms to summon Satan last night!

by Chaosemitter June 12, 2017

Need for Speed Carbon

A game where you race crew members on the canyons surrounding the city.

Wanna play some Need For Speed Carbon? It’s such a good game.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 24, 2018

Carbon Fiber

Something that should not be used in a tube shaped submersible meant for dives to the Titanic

“Shit! We shouldn’t have used carbon fiber on this Oceangate fucking tras-“
(Implosion)

by EA SPORTS ITS IN DA GAME February 16, 2024

Carbon Whore

A person who frequently or impulsively travels long distances, often by carbon-emitting transportation (planes, cars, etc.), to pursue their hobby or passion, such as cycling, running, or creating travel content. While their adventures are often enviable and inspiring, their carbon footprint is notably high, leading to a mix of admiration and environmental guilt

"Dude, did you see Juliet's latest video? She flew to Girona just to hit some gravel tracks. Total Carbon Whore, but man, those views were epic."

"Ben's a total Carbon Whore—he’s always jetting off to some new country to run marathons and post about it. His Instagram is fire, but his carbon footprint is probably melting the polar ice caps."

by Eco Beako February 8, 2025