captionese

when a statement resembles anime cations

person1:I wanna hit the restroom.
person2:Thats so captionese

by uusaid January 2, 2024

Captian Cullions

wen running or dancing or just walking yur balls swing and hit yur thighs and or ass(if big balls like james eagle's)

james had captian cullions while running in cricket

by u no it February 11, 2005

Caution inc.

1. Those 4 fat dudes on stage.
2. A Punk/Hardcore band from Oshawa, Ontario, Canada.

I've never seen 4 fat guys move so fast! They totally pulled a caution inc.

by drunkonshwater March 4, 2010

Capiones

A name that adds a mysterious feel to it when you say it. Who is this mystery person? It's sounds like a badass Mafia drugdealer who has a liking towards sailing the seven seas.

Oh my , who is that hot sexy sailor smoking a cigar ?
That my friend, is Capiones when he's high.

by Pencilstick December 10, 2010

Captin Lizzie

When you sing the pirates of the Caribbean theme tune and stick the whole of your forearm plus your fist up their bum hole and go ARGHH!

person 1: *sings theme tune*
person 2: dude, why you singing that?
person 1: *captin lizzies*
person 2: OUCH MAN THAT HURT
person 1: lol
person 2: * is in immense pain*
person 1: lol

by Mintperson August 6, 2011

Cautionary Anus

When you can't fart because you're afraid you're going to poop your pants. This usually occurs when you've had food from a shady restaurant or have been tight-cheeking it all day.

Frannie: How are you today, Tom?
Tom: It's been a rough day. I ate Chinese last night, and now I've got cautionary anus.

by Amazin' Eddie January 22, 2014

captian triple hook

When using a triple prong fishing gspy to stimulate a girl. Pulling it out causes tearing.

captian triple hook stuck again. Leaving Peter no room for entry.

by Dave skylark February 18, 2015