Canon

EPIC and will destroy any dumb infants

I am a Canon

by 6rdyystu August 28, 2021

Canon Robin’s Boyfriend

A thicc boy named Owen who canon has fantasies about. They have a very steamy relationship because both are quite busty.

Canon Robin’s Boyfriend loves his massive shlong.

by Humptydumpty696969 October 8, 2021

Floor canon

When youre living on the floor at the night club

Kenneth was a floor canon last night

by Johans in the air January 29, 2024

canon

paycheck from forsaken ‼️‼️

"oh boy paycheck should defo be canon, i love paycheck"

by chocolatechipicecreamsandwich September 7, 2025

Mika is canon

a character named Mika heowi from the series a lost crow canon is a term used to say a certain thing from a show is true and was officially stated by the creator themself so mixing the word mika and canon makes “Mika is canon”..

Sam: Oh hey xiu did you know that Mika is canon?

Xiu: um.. what.. what does that even mean?

Sam:

Xiu: Ohhh mika is canon
Sam: mika is canon

by Mikaheowi April 8, 2024

Clown Canon

When a person sticks a small clown, living or not, in their genitalia as a form of sexual pleasure.

"hey did you hear what he did last night? he totally did a clown canon"
"wait seriously? i was wondering where my clown doll went!"
"dude you should burn that thing, he never cleans down there"

by maggafun November 4, 2022

Male Canon Event

Events that will happen in every man’s life at some point.

Examples of male canon events include:
>drawing comics as a kid
>playing video games with the boys
>fumbling your first crush
>realizing you hate being in school
>fantasizing about saving your crush from some violent entity
>holding the flashlight for your dad
>graffitiing something
>realizing you gotta hit the gym
>wanting to start a YouTube channel
>realizing that you’ll never be good enough at your favorite sport to go professional

>hating your first job
>realizing how badly you need to fix your life at 3 am
>watching your friend group evaporate after HS
>living in an apartment and refusing to decorate it
>wondering if you’d look better bald

by Shepherd Guy May 8, 2025