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Clown Canon

When a person sticks a small clown, living or not, in their genitalia as a form of sexual pleasure.
"hey did you hear what he did last night? he totally did a clown canon"
"wait seriously? i was wondering where my clown doll went!"
"dude you should burn that thing, he never cleans down there"
by maggafun November 4, 2022
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Tacobell Canon in D

Da most popular light-classical selection dat da local fast-food joint plays over their Muzak speakers.
I love soft chamber-music as much as anyone, but it can still get a trifle tiresome hearing dat same cloyingly-sweet-toned Tacobell Canon in D played at least once over da diner's PA-system on every occasion while I'm chowing down my favorite lunch.
by QuacksO April 11, 2019
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Cowboy canon

a large callibor revolver such as .45 long cult , 44 magnum, .50 S&W
I just got this new cowboy canon chambered for the 44 magnum round
by Riot strike June 16, 2020
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Canon pairing

A canon pairing in fiction is a couple accepted as official by the author and a large part of the fanbase.
Eren and Mikasa from Attack On Titan are a canon pairing
by Lahavas October 27, 2021
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Head-Canon

Not necessarily canon, but canon in your own perspective. Your own alternate perspective of what’s canon.
In my head-canon, Mario in the original Donkey Kong games from the early ‘80s is actually the father of Mario and Luigi. That Pauline is probably a different Pauline. Maybe it’s modern Pauline’s mother. The second Mario in Donkey Kong Jr. is Mario and Luigi’s random uncle.
by AntiCircumcisionMan March 19, 2023
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chayse canon

just the best person not 4"1 or stupid and is way beter than chris and is better than chris at everything else
Person 1: Dude I just saw a little chocolate cupacake who tripped on her own shoelace and accidently KILLED five babies!
Person 2: Oh yeah! that was chris, he just sucks at everything and is not like Chayse canon who is cool beans! chayse is cool
by chayse canon February 14, 2023
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canon event

It's a canon event, like how Johnny ate that bagel. It had to happen. Or else the space time continuum will be disturbed.
"Jake why'd you eat the whole box of cereal? that thing was completely full!"
"Nah bro it was a canon event."
by epic smartie pants July 19, 2023
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