3 definitions by allhailthebroomclosetending

Canon Stanley

The dude from the stanley parable who who can't listen for shit and pushes buttons (also extremely ugly)

Teen: I simp for Stanley
Other Teen: which one
Teen: Canon Stanley
Other Teen: stay ten planets away from me dude

by allhailthebroomclosetending June 14, 2023

The Stanley Parable

A first person game that's liked by gay and mentally ill teenagers.

Teen: Hey, have you heard of The Stanley Parable?
Other Teen: yeah dude I love funny stannarrator ship hehe (totally bot toxic ship)

by allhailthebroomclosetending June 14, 2023

IPad Kid

An IPad kid is a kid who is on their IPad all day everyday. They lack social skills and are very rude when you ask them a question. Their IPads are cracked and cheeto dust stained too. They usually watch rainbow friends, roblox, cocomelon, and probably elsagate since most likely their parents don't give a shit about them.

L: My sibling is always on their ipad and have speech delay, he's a fucking IPad Kid.

by allhailthebroomclosetending June 17, 2023