Definitions by allhailthebroomclosetending

IPad Kid 

An IPad kid is a kid who is on their IPad all day everyday. They lack social skills and are very rude when you ask them a question. Their IPads are cracked and cheeto dust stained too. They usually watch rainbow friends, roblox, cocomelon, and probably elsagate since most likely their parents don't give a shit about them.

L: My sibling is always on their ipad and have speech delay, he's a fucking IPad Kid.

IPad Kid by allhailthebroomclosetending June 17, 2023

Canon Stanley

The dude from the stanley parable who who can't listen for shit and pushes buttons (also extremely ugly)

Teen: I simp for Stanley
Other Teen: which one
Teen: Canon Stanley
Other Teen: stay ten planets away from me dude

Canon Stanley by allhailthebroomclosetending June 13, 2023

The Stanley Parable 

A first person game that's liked by gay and mentally ill teenagers.

Teen: Hey, have you heard of The Stanley Parable?
Other Teen: yeah dude I love funny stannarrator ship hehe (totally bot toxic ship)

The Stanley Parable by allhailthebroomclosetending June 13, 2023