cocoa canoodle maneuver

The act of using a toblerone bar as a scooping utensil when eating nutella

I couldn't find a spoon for the nutella so I preformed the cocoa canoodle maneuver with my toblerone bar.

by paintthetown February 21, 2011

free canoe

Free canoe is a classic Craigslist prank wherein someone's name and phone number are used in a false ad on Craigslist. This type of ad typically has a desirable item priced for free or a low sum of money.

Yo dawg, my phone keeps ringing with people asking if I still have the free canoe. I don't even own a canoe!

by Sarrus25 May 27, 2017

puffy canoe

Slang term for puffy female genitalia

Bro, I was with this girl last night, but she had a puffy canoe.

by Doofhan February 19, 2018

Bull Canoe

When a Bull searches for a Condom but the only thing that fits is a Canoe.

As my Dad used to say... "Aren't we all just Bulls looking for a Bull Canoe?"
Then the shaking started...

by RuneClaw November 28, 2019

Toilet Paper Canoe

A temporary sanitary napkin. Made by wrapping toilet paper around your hand and then folding the beehive of toilet paper in half. It is then placed in the underpants as a temporary sanitary napkin. over a period of time, after carrying on with daily activities , the toilet paper is formed between the thighs into the shape of a canoe.

Melony- "Hey kelly, I just started my period and I don't have a pad. Can I have one of yours."

Kelly- "I don't have one, looks like you'll have to make yourself a toilet paper canoe."

by crnbrdfed2012 November 3, 2011

talking to the canoe driver

Licking clit.

I could not answer the phone. I was busy "talking to the canoe driver" and my old lady was ready to blow.

by Steelersfreak2 April 14, 2014

Tony Two Canoes

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.

"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"

by heyitzaj July 5, 2016