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Digital Camera 

A thing you stole from your parents to make a viral YouTube video in 2009
I used a digital camera to make my first YouTube video and it got 5 likes and 4 views.

Asparagus Camera 

A cursed object, believed to be one ne of the seven deathly idols one must obtain to inherit the power to rule the world.

Several attempts were made, yet only one has succeeded to this very day.

It is made by draining the pulp of freshly grown asparagus' and freezing it into a mold that represents the shape of a camera. The asparagus juice is than frozen until solid and taken out of the mold.

There was a video circling the internet of a bloke, trying to create such an object.

Myth says such camera shall never melt even in the scorching heat but it is yet to be proven by the Mythbusters.
A: Ayo where is Eric, I haven't seen him for days!
B: Ssh, I've heard he is trying to create the Asparagus Camera.
Asparagus Camera by RustyChain444 August 13, 2022

off-camera mining 

when a minecraft youtuber cheats themselves in items off camera and claims they were gotten legit
*intro noises*
Youtuber: So I did some off-camera mining...
Literally Everyone: no you didnt, cheater.
off-camera mining by fishgaming March 13, 2023

lights, camera, karen 

When someone wakes up acting like a complete bitch and acts like a karen as SOON as they wake the fuck up.
Their ulterior motive from BIRTH is to intimidate and terrorize innocent people.
She's a bitch everyday! lights, camera, karen!

Digital Camera 

an apparatus that uses either a CMOS or a CCD to take the place of the film. It makes photography easier and generally rock like San Francisco in a fucking earthquake!!!
Let's go buy a digital camera made by Canon!
Digital Camera by J. Michael Reiter December 11, 2004

MOM GET THE CAMERA! 

The thing that my other cousin says every 2 fucking seconds.
gets kill
MOM GET THE CAMERA!