Calm yo bed

to calm the fuck down; to not freak out.

C: I am FREAKING out!

B: Just calm yo bed fool.

by bem123 May 23, 2009

calm your tuna

A phrase used by sisters to tell each other to stop being horny.

Lil Sis: Calm your tuna!!
Big Sis: But i need a good fuck!

by nobodyandeverybody November 9, 2009

Calmelope

A docile creature...

damn that Calmelope eating grass over there looks peaceful.

by poofyhead March 15, 2010

Calmatose

Being in a constant state of calm all or most hours of the day.
Can be applied but not limited to stoners, hippies and gurus.

Don't get all beat up about your day, just be calmatose

by DangRanger April 20, 2011

Calm your hemorrhoids

A term used in response to someone who is overreacting. Similar to calm down, or relax.

#1: "WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING ME IF I'M GOING TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH?!? I told you I'd do it!!!"

#2: "Dude, calm your hemorrhoids. I was just asking."

by Danzuki February 14, 2012

calm beer

Having a drink after an overly eventful night

After the rave last night, i could use a calm beer to recover.

by cowboy521 December 27, 2014

Caliopy

A gentle giant. A dog. The best dog.

You are so Caliopy!!

by Sav(i)age July 25, 2016