The Cali

Fisting a guy's ass until loose enough to insert the balls inside then after natural tightening up stand up to pop them out....

My gay friend picked up a stranger last night at the bar and pulled the Cali on him.

by Cajunpapa85 June 13, 2018

calling off

Reporting your impending absence from work to your employer or supervisor without bothering to come up with an excuse. It's not like they're going to believe your obvious lie anyway.

Yeah, Mr. Bossman, I'm gonna be calling off today.

by wankels June 30, 2011

.45 caliber aspirin

To shoot ones' self in the head with a .45 caliber bullet.

I'd take a .45 caliber aspirin and die a sad person before taking a class with that professor again.

by Titus1133 June 6, 2010

The Calling

An American rock band consisting of two talented & not to mention hot people - Alex Band & Aaron Kamin.

They're most famous for their song "Wherever You Will Go" which was a big hit in '01.

Fantastic band who incorporate meaningful lyrics into their songs.

The Calling's music is just incredible!

by K o k o July 24, 2008

Cali

1) One of the most important cities of Colombia, AKA The capital of Salsa. Unfortunately one of the most violent cities in the country.

2) An annoying name for California.

1) -I'm travelling to Cali this weekend.
-Great, I heard they make the delicious pandebono there.

2) -I'm travelling to Cali this weekend.
-Isn't that too far?
-It's our neighbor state, you idiot!

by That guy! look! December 23, 2007

Cali Count

The term used for counting how many girls that are "dimes" from California that you have hooked up with. Kind of like a scoreboard.

Damn dude! That's 8 on tha Cali Count!!

by hellnahkeyb June 13, 2011

Soul Caliber II

A mispelling of Soul Calibur 2, you retards.

Retard-"I got Soul Caliber 2"
Me-"It's Soul Calibur 2, you dumbass."

by Emennius January 10, 2004