Cactus fuck is when a girl or guy or possibly both has forgotten to shave their pubic / public hair after it has come to a stubble and yet still decide to place ones floppy nugget / penis into the others corn hole or meat cove / b hole-vagina and the hair stubble feels like cactus quills on your cock resulting in the loss of skin and blood yet still some how fun.
Hey Becky did you see the way that Steven is walking today? Hilda told me that she snuck the old Cactus fuck in on Steve last night. His juicer must look like the inside of a Iraqis car after a firefight.. she told me that when they woke up in the morning his cock was glued to the bed sheets with blood. Ewwwwaaahhh
by Fluffy chub January 20, 2017
Get the Cactus fuckmug. A feminine condition, the results of shaving the pubic area and then not days later.
"Recognizable by the sharp sensations during sex."
-Brian Hunter
"Recognizable by the sharp sensations during sex."
-Brian Hunter
by thrwnhunter October 26, 2009
Get the cactus pussymug. by Jacques Asse June 11, 2009
Get the Cactus Fistingmug. A person of any gender who constantly shaves pubic area, then after a while of not shaving have sex and prick the other person.
by Andrew Mueller January 7, 2006
Get the Cactus Prickermug. One of the greatest rapper of all time Travis Scott’s other names. Also the name of his record label. When you’d order the Travy Patty at McDonald’s, you’d tell them Cactus Jack sent you!
McDonald’s employee: Hi welcome to McDo-
Tommy: You know why I’m here. Cactus Jack bent me over and fucked my back out. *blasts Sicko Mode*
McDonald’s employee: That’ll be $6.
Tommy: You know why I’m here. Cactus Jack bent me over and fucked my back out. *blasts Sicko Mode*
McDonald’s employee: That’ll be $6.
by rtben00 January 31, 2022
Get the Cactus Jackmug. by Bearded Cactus April 3, 2015
Get the Bearded Cactusmug. The prickly, greasy, "Cactus" feeling in which booty sweat and booboo residue remain in the anus for a lengthy amount of time.
by Rat Brown May 29, 2011
Get the Cactus Assmug.