1.When you are so blazed out of your mind to take your dick out of you shorts, so u jerk off under your clothing and wake up the next morning with your shorts being CAKED
A bitch as it is used in reference unflatteringly to a woman, but one who is particularly mean and unreasonable towards a given situation, usually in argument against a male.
Also, referencing having gone crazy, as in having "cracked" while simultaneously being a bitch.
If only she wasn't such a cracked bitch about me borrowing her car!
The cracked bitch tried to actually kill my dog just for pissing on her lawn!