lick the butthole

A metaphor for loving someone with sincerity and longevity

If you really love her, you have to lick the butthole

by Easy129 August 20, 2017

The Tactical Butthole Boys

The slang term for the C-Shift of American fire departments located within the Great Plains. Also known as TBB, or TBBers. TBBers often cause great destruction yet tactically fix problems.

A-Shift: We suck!

B-Shift: We suck too!

Chief: A and B Shift, you have failed me for last time. It is time to call the elite. Send in The Tactical Butthole Boys.

by TBB4Life June 21, 2020

buttonwhores

1_ people who collect any button from anywhere, regardless of whether or not it is relevant to them

2_ pseudo-politicals, pseudo-punks, or indie rock kids who amass themselves in button mounds, esp. on messenger bags, and yet do not act on their fashionable concerns

guy: " 'I Love My Radius?' "
girl: "Yeah, I don't know what it means but I thought the red type on black looked totally PUNK!"

by medaeval February 6, 2004

Butthole eyes

A symptom of haveing sunk in eyes with brown rings resembling gaping buttholes. As we all know Pete Davidson so far if the 1st mediocre celebrity who suffers from this.

Yo fam, why Skeet Davidson’s eyes look like that? Oh, that man has Butthole Eyes.

by Topher 27 March 4, 2022

grammar butthole

A douche-bag who thinks he's intellectually superior to everyone else, but only possesses enough neural connections to point out simple grammatical or syntax errors that nobody cares about. Usually someone who didn't pay enough attention in grade school and thought they were God's gift to everyone else, but may have picked up a grammar rule or two on accident.

My grammar butthole professor failed my term paper because I incorrectly used some semicolons.

by Gio208 September 18, 2010

The Rowdy Butthole

In texas hold 'em when someone has 2 bad hole cards, but still manages to win the had, because of dumb luck.

Even though the other guy had pocket tens, I took the pot because I caught a flush on the river... I guess you could say I had the Rowdy Butthole.

by Rowdy Butthole October 24, 2008

Butthole elves

1) Elves in your ass.
2) Defined in the bible, Bill 3:16 pm verse 78907890 as the "vile creatures that dwell within thy sphincter and will give thy wiping hand no rest whatsoever". In Finnish literature they are described as the sole reason we must use toilet paper "or else they're gonna pull you into the pot".

There's no toilet paper!I bet the butthole elves are out tonight!

by incipitsathanas April 7, 2008