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Brandon Lam

Truly, the most amazing person alive. His humor and good looks cannot be fathomed by the human mind. His sexual prowess is legendary and craved by all women. He is the man of all men. Jealousy may run through the blood of other men when their eyes are lain upon him, while lust from the eyes of the beautiful courses through their veins.
"Wow you look so Brandon Lam, today!"
"Gee, thanks!"

"Omg! That guy is so dreamy. He MUST be a Brandon Lam!"

"My boyfriend sucks!"
"Yeah, it's a shame he's not a Brandon Lam"
by blam1993 August 22, 2011
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Brandon

the most passionate of all lovers. loyal, beautiful, sexy and stubborn. very well endowed and knows how to use it. sought after by many, but actually had by few, he is picky. an absolutely sensual creature with an all knowing power to please, but you would never know. Brandon's have a tendency to be quiet and unasumming, but will sneak up on you with a vengeance. Brandon's don't brag...they don't need to.
I took Brandon home last night, he was so sweet and caring, but it was like he transformed into this passionate beast!

Watch out for that Brandon, he'll sneak up on ya'!

Brandon asked me out, what should I do? Brace yourself!
by Bam2009 November 26, 2010
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Brandon

The best boyfriend you could have. Someone who will protect his girl no matter who's hurting her. He's caring and sweet, and very funny. Longish curly hair and looooveess to make out. Hopefully good in bed but that still needs to be tested(;

Brandon is a guy who would do anything to see you. When he says he loves his girlfriend he truly means it and he'll show it.
Chrissy: Who are you dating?
Bailey: Brandon<3!
Chrissy: Lucky....
by Bob the Builder(; May 18, 2011
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Brando

The Craziest Mexican you will ever meet. He is kinda perverted but all in all he is the funniest kid ever. When you meet a Brando you will automatically laugh. Brando's also have alot of sex
Brando a Crazy Mexican
by caryn69 March 7, 2011
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brandon

a effing amazing guy , who always has a smile on his face ! brandon the name came from some place ive never heard of , other than that brandon people are usally HOT and amazing !
" ohh whos that hot guy , awkks thats my boyfriend , btw hes name is brandon :) "
by some spunk September 25, 2011
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Brandon Flowers

The vox/synth of The Killers(the most awesome band EVER!) and Brandon Flowers really adds a lot of oomph to the band with his ridiculous moves onstage and his extreame hotness. He's also a metro-sexual and is trying to bring back boat shoes!
That Brandon Flowers is such a hottie!
by moogoesthecow7 September 18, 2005
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brandon

the most amazing person alive. has a massive cock. i would fuck that beast.
by tyergudjh June 22, 2010
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